My Drug Problem

  1. I had a drug problem when I was young.

    I was drug to church on Sunday morning;
    I was drug to church for weddings and funerals.
    I was drug to family reunions no matter the weather.
    I was drug to the bus stop to go to school every weekday.
    I was drug by my ears when disrespectful to adults and teachers.
    I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents.

    Those drugs are still in my veins today; they affect my behavior in
    everything I do, say, and think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack,or heroin, and if today's children had this kind of drug problem, America would certainly be a better place.
  2. 14 Comments

  3. by   Rapheal
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
  4. by   JedsMom
  5. by   NRSKarenRN
    Doing the same things with my sons nowaday's.....even to grocery store. Want them to be prepared to live on their own after HS gradduation.
  6. by   ShortFuse_LPN
    I love it!! So true!!
  7. by   jnette

    I LIKE that ! Very good. Thanx !
  8. by   BBFRN
    Hee Hee. I just copied this and emailed it to my Mom. I didn't realized until after I sent it that I titled the email "My Drug Problem!" I hope she doesn't have a heart attack when she checks her!
  9. by   Whisper
    Is drug, really the past tense of drag in the US?
  10. by   psychonurse
    It is pretty much a slang past tense of drag.....but everyone uses know how we are with our slang.

    I know the thing about being drug everywhere when I was a drug shopping and absolutely hated it. Whats wrong with the old clothes that I wore to school last year??????

    I really enjoyed that little poem. It made me laugh........
  11. by   ScarlettRN
    Whisper, I think it is more of a regional thing, but I could be wrong. I have heard southerners use it more than anyone else, and then only when emphasizing their own country accent. We DO know that dragged is the past tense of drag.
  12. by   Jenny P
    And I have never heard of it used that way at all where I was raised and live! Must be a regional thing!
  13. by   psychonurse
    My parents were both from Oklahoma and they used drug a lot for the past tense of drag.......but I had weird parents anyway
  14. by   P_RN
    Drug.....I love it...... it's kinda like sling, slang, slung. Purely facetious use but I love it.