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  1. Received a fax this am on my floor that read as follows:

    The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has determined that the maximum safe load capacity on my butt is two persons at one time, unless I install handrails or safety straps. As you have arrived sixth in line to ride my ass today, please take a number and wait your turn.
    Thank you.

    Too funny not to be shared
    Last edit by misti_z on Aug 12, '01
  2. 4 Comments

  3. by   moni rn
    That is hilarious! I am ROTFLMAO! I definitely needed that this morning. We are doing a blood drive, and I feel like I am running around here like "a chicken with its head cut off"!

    Thank You! for the laugh!
  4. by   CEN35
    Good one............maybe I can post that one at work
  5. by   wanna B an RN
    I have that one hanging at my work area!
  6. by   prmenrs
    Ok, I just want to share this from work today: My "neighbor" has no sooner left for his am break when his baby starts crying. So, I go pick him up--he's this really cute little white boy who is a total q-ball--unusual because most of our babies are Hispanic, and have LOTS of hair. So I get him calmed down, and the chief of the division walks by, he's attending this week and they're rounding. I told the baby (just loud enough for the chief to hear) "Don't cry, sweetie, Dr. ***** is balder than you are and HE's not crying!"