muffie's big shindig preparation

  1. T-6 hours

    big daddy's suit pressed and acceptable

    shoes picked out and shined

    special undergarments will be laundered

    blouse/shirts pressed

    muffie suit dry-cleaned, in the car, will be brought up momentarily

    digital camera ready to go

    event tickets on the counter

    Left to do:

    jewellery to be chosen

    perfume to be chosen

    hair at the mall or by myself ?

    pedicure

    bathing

    purse to be chosen

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  2. 49 Comments

  3. by   muffie
    egad !!!!!!

    do i have decent kneehighs ??
  4. by   Liddle Noodnik
    Quote from muffie
    T-6 hours

    big daddy's suit pressed and acceptable

    shoes picked out and shined

    special undergarments will be laundered

    blouse/shirts pressed

    muffie suit dry-cleaned, in the car, will be brought up momentarily

    digital camera ready to go

    event tickets on the counter

    Left to do:

    jewellery to be chosen

    perfume to be chosen

    hair at the mall or by myself ?

    pedicure

    bathing

    purse to be chosen

    How bout you change your name to "the new QUEEN Muffie"? Or actually, "Principessa" is more appropriate.

    BTW - you do NOT want knee highs! You do ALL THIS and you want to wear KNEE HIGHS?

    First off, your legs and feet will be begging for BLOOD!

    Second, you won't feel so BEAUTIFUL!

    And after all, what if you have a car wreck? Same rule as clean underpants - knee highs are GAUCHE!

    How bout

    http://www.leggs.com/detail.asp?styl...antyhose&id=19

    (I assume no squoze-in look and feel ...)
  5. by   muffie
    hahahaha

    i hate pantyhose

    you'll be the only poster in my self-indulgent thread !!!

    pedicure is done [now i know why i pay people to do it]

    i can always toss the knee highs if so intolerable

    still time to kill at T-4 hours
  6. by   CHATSDALE
    !!!!!!TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    wear ph if in a dress, prefer knee highs..saves years of your life getting into
  7. by   dianah
    Zoe, if I purchase and wear pictured pantyhose, will my legs and lower torso look like the one on the package (pretty please)??????

    Muffie, remember: TAKE PICTURES!!!! (of you, and possibly of big daddy, if he's acceptably presentable )


    (tell again why it's a Christmas party on Jan 27??? )
    Last edit by dianah on Jan 27, '07
  8. by   leslie :-D
    i wouldn't be caught dead in pantyhose or knee-highs.
    i shave (up to my knees), slather lotion on and may put a thin layer of self-tanner....or i'll wear thigh-highs with the lace trim.
    it all depends on how many band-aids i have on my legs.
    i hate shaving.

    and muffie, make sure your toe nails are clipped so you don't snag your nylons.

    have fun!!

    leslie
  9. by   mercyteapot
    What big shindig is this and why wasn't I invited?
  10. by   hikernurse
    Quote from muffie
    hahahaha i hate pantyhose[/B]
    I'm with you, sister . . . but they sure do look and feel pretty!

    Dinah, I know what you mean about the packages of pantyhose, obviously those women's legs have completely different lives than do mine.

    Have a blast at your do, Muffie :spin:
  11. by   Liddle Noodnik
    Quote from dianah
    Zoe, if I purchase and wear pictured pantyhose, will my legs and lower torso look like the one on the package (pretty please)??????

    I was thinking her legs were a little too long ... (yeah RIGHT! LOL)

    I was thinking the same as you ...
  12. by   Liddle Noodnik
    Quote from earle58
    i wouldn't be caught dead in pantyhose or knee-highs.
    i shave (up to my knees), slather lotion on and may put a thin layer of self-tanner....or i'll wear thigh-highs with the lace trim.
    it all depends on how many band-aids i have on my legs.
    i hate shaving.

    and muffie, make sure your toe nails are clipped so you don't snag your nylons.

    have fun!!

    leslie
    They (panty hose) are no longer comfortable (welll they were NEVER comfortable but they are very UNcomfortable now, with my middle ...)

    You want THESE then, same family as the ones I recommended to muffie

    http://www.leggs.com/detail.asp?id=20

    WOO HOO!
  13. by   dianah
    I don't mind wearing pantyhose . . but I think part of my carpal tunnel problem comes from wrestling them on once a week, to wear to church. I usually get the "tummy control" ones , and they're a leeeeeeeeeetle harder to --- ahem, . .koff-koff --- "pull" up. Yeah. That's it. Really.
  14. by   Liddle Noodnik
    Quote from dianah
    I don't mind wearing pantyhose . . but I think part of my carpal tunnel problem comes from wrestling them on once a week, to wear to church. I usually get the "tummy control" ones , and they're a leeeeeeeeeetle harder to --- ahem, . .koff-koff --- "pull" up. Yeah. That's it. Really.
    Last time I wore the tummy control ones I ended up working the nursery at church, and they rolllllled under my roll so to speak... YIKE!

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