more things to ponder...

  1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

    If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

    Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

    If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

    Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'? (we ALL know the answer to THAT one now!)
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  2. 6 Comments

  3. by   shygirl
    Oh, Jimmy crack corn and I don't care.
    Jimmy crack corn and I don't care.
    Jimmy crack corn and I don't care......

    Cuz Jimmy don't care if I crack corn
  4. by   DebsZoo
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    Last edit by DebsZoo on Apr 20, '03
  5. by   live4today
    Originally posted by shygirl
    Oh, Jimmy crack corn and I don't care.
    Jimmy crack corn and I don't care.
    Jimmy crack corn and I don't care......

    Cuz Jimmy don't care if I crack corn
    You won't believe this shygirl......but I was singing that very song BEFORE I saw your post comments. Way to go, woman!
  6. by   shygirl
    I got that song from Charlie Horse on the Shari Lewis show, you know the one with Lambchop? Is that where that song comes from?

    P.S. Great minds think alike!
  7. by   Ted
    I love these "Points to Ponder" threads! Very Funny!!

    I was driving to work tonight thinking about nothing. . . . Here's one thought that's not worth pondering about:

    If a "Fe- male" refers to a woman, and a "wo- man" refers to a "female". . . . Why is "She-male " referred to someone different all together?!?!?!?


    Pondering minds want to know . . . . .:spin:

    Happy thinks, folks!

    Ted
  8. by   live4today
    Originally posted by shygirl
    I got that song from Charlie Horse on the Shari Lewis show, you know the one with Lambchop? Is that where that song comes from?

    P.S. Great minds think alike!
    I think you might be right, shygirl. :chuckle I use to love watching the Shari Lewis Show with my kids when they were little. God rest her soul! :kiss

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