More on Who Bob Is

  1. Some of you know that Bob is really a friend of mine (in real life) who I hang out with. I just had to share a bit of who Bob really is, and so, here are some notable quotables from the Christmas Party last week that I just got via email.

    Mike is Bob's roommate.

    A recap of notable quotes from our group Christmas/Reese celebration:

    "You should be in a carnival" to Michael from a particularly
    attractive server who just touched his left knee... no, we're all pretty sure
    he's not quite that big!

    "I like my ass" from Bob regarding who knows what?! We'll have to talk
    offline to figure out the origin of that one...
    :chuckle
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  2. 21 Comments

  3. by   Stargazer
    Well, you've GOTTA love a guy who loves his own ass.
  4. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    But does he love my ass? That is the question.
  5. by   LasVegasRN
    Has he had caramel ass? That's my question.
  6. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    I think powdered sugar is much more tasty spread on ass than caramel....
  7. by   Q.
    Speaking of caramel, Vegas, YOU were the topic of conversation at said Christmas party. Bob was explaining to the other guys how he has taken on a life of "his own" here at allnurses related to his comment one day: "I hate people; individually and in groups" (Heather's sig line) and was explaining how there was this whole string of posts about what kind of women Bob likes, and he remembered yours stating
    "and there was this black nurse, and she asked, "Does Bob drink his coffee black?"

    and he thought that was the funniest, most clever thing.
  8. by   LasVegasRN
    Originally posted by OBNURSEHEATHER
    I think powdered sugar is much more tasty spread on ass than caramel....
    Oh no, Missy. Caramel glazed ass is super wonderful!!
  9. by   LasVegasRN
    Originally posted by Susy K
    ...and he thought that was the funniest, most clever thing.
    Okay but did he answer the question? :chuckle

    I have to admit, I stole that coffee line from a very old episode of Barney Miller.
  10. by   Rustyhammer
    Originally posted by OBNURSEHEATHER
    I think powdered sugar is much more tasty spread on ass than caramel....
    Perhaps some sort of unbiased taste test is in order.
    Let me know if I can assist in any way.
    -Russell
  11. by   Stargazer
    BWAH! Good one, Rusty.
  12. by   LasVegasRN
    :roll
  13. by   Q.
    Originally posted by LasVegasRN
    Okay but did he answer the question? :chuckle

    No, he didn't but my guess is no. But certainly willing to try, I suppose, seeing as Milwaukee just isn't hip enough for Stargazer to come and meet him.....

    Poor Bob. Rejected by a cyber-personality named Brazen Hussy, oh, I mean, Stargazer. Quite the heartbreaker, I hear.
  14. by   Stargazer
    Funny, I don't remember actually being invited....

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