Monthly Overall Work Evaluation

  1. Name: _____________________ Date: _______________

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    KNOWLEDGE:__ Really knows what he's/she's doing.
    __ Knows just enough to be dangerous.
    __ Only half a brain and is dangerous.
    __ Her/His coffee cup has a higher I.Q.

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    ACCURACY: __ Does excellent work is not preoccupied.
    __ Pretty good accuracy with large numbers.
    __ Must take off shoes to count above ten.
    __ What's a number?

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    ATTITUDE: __ Extremely co-operative.
    __ Brown noser in good standing.
    __ Often annoys co-workers and fights.
    __ Doesn't care, never did, never will.

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    RELIABILE:__ Works so hard he/she gets extra days off.
    __ Very dependable.
    __ Rely on her/him being first one out the door.
    __ Absolutely totally worthless.

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    APPEARANCE: __ Extremely neat and clean.
    __ Looks great on her /his day off.
    __ Flies take her/ him over fresh manure.
    __ Dirt, filthy, smelly, and ugly.

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    PERFORMANCE: __ Works hard if money is involved.
    __ Does great work--at evaluation time.
    __ Works well after ten cups of coffee.
    __ Couldn't do less if he/she were in a coma.

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    LEADERSHIP: __ Carries chainsaw and gets good results.
    __ Macho attitude. Commands total disgust.
    __ One time some listened to her/ him whine.
    __ Unable to lead even the most ignorant.
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    I understand that I have been counseled and understand
    my rights under the privacy act of 1974. I further
    acknowledge that I am as stupid as a football bat,
    and I will make some attempt to correct my deficiencies.

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