Monday night gossip

  1. You didn't hear it from me BUT.......... Mother Mary Vegas is hanging up her stilletto heels and packing away the tents in order to begin her new career in the Peace Corp Say it isn't so Mother Vegas!!!! Warrior Woman.
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  2. 38 Comments

  3. by   Brownms46
    Peace Corps ???? You're kidding right???
  4. by   warrior woman
    If I'm lyin I'm dyin! Warrior Woman.
  5. by   warrior woman
    Remember this is a strictly NONSENSE THREAD. IT IS NOT MEANT TO PASS FOR TRUE FACTS. That being said,Is anyone gonna sell me Bodacious Butter Buns for a fair price? Warrior Woman. PS What ever happened to the pygmies Heather? Enquring minds want to know.:roll :chuckle
  6. by   Brownms46
    OOOOh...whew....had me going there for a min...:chuckle
  7. by   Love-A-Nurse
    i wished i had time to go on yet another ride :chuckle but the books will be calling in a few minutes. have fun!
  8. by   rebelwaclause
    "but she had so many?"....stilleto heels, that is....
  9. by   researchrabbit
    I heard Vegas was going to wear her stiletto heels IN the Peace Corps...they're sending her to Afghanistan to show those poor women how to DRESS FOR SUCCESS!

    And Warrior Woman...what's all this I hear about you and BEN AFFLECK?
  10. by   2ndCareerRN
    and warrior woman...what's all this i hear about you and ben affleck?
    warrior woman, you need to be real careful here. in most states (those north of the mason-dixon line and west of the rockies) doing carnal acts with barnyard animals is still frowned upon, why someplaces it is even illegal................




    what?


    affleck...........



    sorry, thought you said





    aflac!!


    bob
    Last edit by 2ndCareerRN on Aug 26, '02
  11. by   researchrabbit
    Hey Bob! Ronald (the big M), Emmet the K and Bozo came around lookin' for ya...they said they wanted to take you out to dinner?
  12. by   LasVegasRN
    You've all got it wrong. I said I was extending the sex tent ministry to the Peace Corp - yep, we're going Global! First stop, Sydney, Australia!
  13. by   Mama Val
    Who's Australian minister had sex in a tent with a girl named Sydney???? I am so late ......
  14. by   Aussienurse2
    Our ministers??!! OMMG Have you SEEN our Prime Minister??!!They don't get any better from there. I think they passed a bill....you have to have a face like a ferret to get into the ministry, and then have the body of a deflated elephant to get any higher.:roll :roll :roll

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