Mildred Missed Her Hubby So

  1. Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

    Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place.

    Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast."

    Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
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  2. 18 Comments

  3. by   seanymph
    that is hilarous.......
  4. by   heatherbless
    Quote from Frances LeMay
    Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

    Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place.

    Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast."

    Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
    frances, I always enjoy your posts and thank you/heather/
  5. by   nekhismom
    LOL!! You're too funny!
  6. by   AmyLiz
    OMG
    :roll

    That is hilarious
  7. by   FranEMTnurse
    Quote from AmyLiz
    OMG
    :roll

    That is hilarious
    Just doing what I love best, y'all. :hatparty:
  8. by   rn711
    I can always count on a good belly laugh from you, Fran. Thanks!
  9. by   VivaLasViejas
    OMG, I wasn't expecting THAT!! What a hoot!
  10. by   HannasMom
    That was so funny!
  11. by   emmy
    Oh my, where do you get these from
  12. by   suzy253
    How funny! You always have the greatest posts. Thanks for the smile once again!!!
  13. by   bluesky
    :chuckle
  14. by   suzanne4
    Thanks for making me smile after working a very long day!!!

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