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  1. [font=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]On the front- 60 is not old.
    On the back- If you're a tree.

    [font=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes.

    At my age, "getting lucky" means finding my car

    [font=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]in the parking lot.

    My reality check just bounced.

    Life is short, make fun of it.

    I'm not 50. I'm $49.95 plus tax.

    Physically pffffffft!

    Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch

    [font=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]you from your car.

    Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.

    Keep staring....I may do a trick.

    [font=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it's gone.

    [font=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.
    Live your life so that when you die, the preacher will not have
    [font=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]to tell lies at your funeral.


    [font=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]Now go have a good day.



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  2. 2 Comments

  3. by   leslie :-D
    well hello frances,

    i'm still trying to adjust to your 'kinky karol' from the alphabet game!!! :chuckle
  4. by   FranEMTnurse
    Quote from earle58
    well hello frances,

    i'm still trying to adjust to your 'kinky karol' from the alphabet game!!! :chuckle
    :chuckle :hatparty: :chuckle

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