Men's PMS survival guide:

  1. Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man
    has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!


    This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in
    the
    wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!


    DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
    SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
    SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
    ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

    DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
    SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
    SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
    ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

    DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
    SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
    SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
    ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

    DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
    ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

    DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
    SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
    SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
    ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.

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  2. 8 Comments

  3. by   Roy Fokker
    Thank you for that survival guide Deb. A few years too late, but always handy information to have around I suppose...

    Not quite related but my Mother used to treasure this one and had it on her refrigerator.

    I'm just a little housewife,
    with dishes three times a day.
    With laundry, and cleaning,
    and cooking, and toys to put away.

    Now, it's not that I mind the housework,
    or the screaming kids at play,
    It's that husband that burns me
    when he says with a smile,

    DID YOU DO ANYTHING TODAY?!?!?!
  4. by   leslie :-D
    and then of course, there are those times that absolutely nothing in the world will work - you're dead meat anyway.
  5. by   Roy Fokker
    Quote from earle58
    and then of course, there are those times that absolutely nothing in the world will work - you're dead meat anyway.
    No salvation for us menfolk eh?

    I honestly wonder what magical power females possess - some of them can so easily have you wrapped around their little finger. Especially the younger ones! My nieces could request ice-cream in bed and I'd be glad to oblige but if my nephew asked me for the same I'd probably paddle him

    And don't even get me started on SOs....
  6. by   leslie :-D
    Quote from Roy Fokker
    No salvation for us menfolk eh?

    I honestly wonder what magical power females possess -
    roy my friend,

    it has nothing to do with magical power with pms- it's just downright uncontrollable b*tchiness with a "make my day" attitude.

    now of course this is a very gen'l statement but many would agree.
    i think what you're referring to is how females can exert their influences through a variety of techniques.

    leslie
  7. by   live4today
    copied from roy's post:

    "i'm just a little housewife,
    with dishes three times a day.
    with laundry, and cleaning,
    and cooking, and toys to put away.

    now, it's not that i mind the housework,
    or the screaming kids at play,
    it's that husband that burns me
    when he says with a smile,

    did you do anything today?!?!?!"

    roy...i raised three children myself, and if their father would have ever asked me what i'd done all day, i would have gladly clocked him upside his noggin. :chuckle fortunately for him, i can't recall him ever asking me about my day period. of course, in retrospect, i now know what he was doing with his days.
  8. by   Roy Fokker
    Quote from earle58
    roy my friend,

    it has nothing to do with magical power with pms- it's just downright uncontrollable b*tchiness with a "make my day" attitude.

    now of course this is a very gen'l statement but many would agree.
    i think what you're referring to is how females can exert their influences through a variety of techniques.

    leslie
    :chuckle :chuckle "Make my day" attitude! :chuckle

    cheerfuldoer :

    We, we men aren't all that lazy neither. I mean mental exertion can be quite taxing as well you know!
  9. by   DutchgirlRN
    SmilingBlueEyes,

    That is priceless, THANKS!
  10. by   saskrn
    My DH loved this! He laughed his a$$ off!

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