Men are Happier People....No Fair

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  2. 20 Comments

  3. by   H ynnoD
    :d
  4. by   ZASHAGALKA
    I've seen this in an email. The best reason why it's great to be a guy: The World is my Urinal.

    ~faith,
    Timothy.
  5. by   Spidey's mom
    I think the best reason to be a guy, at least from a woman's point of view, is that wrinkles add character.

    It is truly amazing how different wrinkles look on men vs. women.

    Amazing and depressing.

    steph
  6. by   Roy Fokker
    I went camping over the weekend.... the world is SO my urinal
  7. by   H ynnoD
    Quote from Roy Fokker
    I went camping over the weekend.... the world is SO my urinal
    I've known a few girls who had no problem using the world as a urinal also.
  8. by   donsterRN
    This is all very true!!!

    Thanks for the chuckle!
  9. by   SmilingBluEyes
    cute post....

    but just for the record, I would not have it any other way. The joy of being pregnant, carrying, birthin and nursing my kids is something I would surrender to NO ONE . Maybe it's just me. But that was a cute post, anyhow!
  10. by   mercyteapot
    Oh, Fran, you always crack me up!

    My favorite is "you get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness."

  11. by   Fun2, RN, BSN
    Quote from Roy Fokker
    I went camping over the weekend.... the world is SO my urinal

    LOL (Note to everyone, don't ever walk in Roy Fokker's footsteps.)


    Thanks Fran, this is great.
  12. by   Roy Fokker
    Quote from Fun2Care
    LOL (Note to everyone, don't ever walk in Roy Fokker's footsteps.)
    :roll:roll
  13. by   Thunderwolf
    Jeeze, Roy.....I just thought it rained all over the place...Now, I know!

    Hey, I claim this little spot of the world to pee in...so stay out!

    :chuckle:chuckle:chuckle:chuckle
  14. by   Jessy_RN
    Seriously not fair!! (Loved it)

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