Me, I want a hula hoop - a chipmunks christmas! ugh!

  1. oh no, I thought I could escape it this year but I just heard it on the radio!
    that wonderful chipmunks christmas song! (sarcasm)
    oh you dont know the horribleness that I speak of?
    well let me enlighten you.......

    sing this in your best chipmunks impersonation voice and you'll know exactly why I want to pull my hair out strand by strand!

    a chipmunks christmas song :

    All right you Chipmunks! Ready to sing your song?
    -I'll say we are!
    -Let's sing it now!
    Okay, Simon?
    Okay, Theodore?
    Okay, Alvin? Alvin? ALVIN!

    Christmas, Christmas time is near
    Time for toys and time for cheer
    We've been good, but we can't last
    Hurry Christmas, hurry fast
    Want a plane that loops the loop
    Me, I want a hula hoop
    We can hardly stand the wait
    Please Christmas, don't be late.

    (Okay fellas get ready.
    That was very good, Simon.
    Very good Theodore.
    Ah, Alvin, you were a little flat, watch it.
    Ah, Alvin. Alvin. ALVIN!

    Want a plane that loops the loop
    I still want a hula hoop
    We can hardly stand the wait
    Please Christmas, don't be late.
    We can hardly stand the wait
    Please Christmas, don't be late.

    (Very good, boys
    -Lets sing it again! Yeah, lets sing it again!
    No, That's enough, lets not overdo it
    -What do you mean overdo it?
    -We want to sing it again!
    Now wait a minute, boys
    -Why can't we sing it again?
    -[chipmunk chatter]
    Alvin, cut that out..Theodore, just a minute.
    Simon will you cut that out? Boys...)

    somebody stop the insanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    wheres rudolph or frosty when I need them?
  2. 24 Comments

    Stop the insanity! I hate that chipmunk crap!

  4. by   Rustyhammer
    I can't believe you have it memorized!
    We GOTTA find you a guy Wendy!
  5. by   hapeewendy
    ahhhh I cant take the credit! I'm not THAT geeky
    copied the lyrics (thanks google, ur googleriffic)
    but yes , I do need a guy...
    I've decided its annoying christmas music day on the radio - last christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day you gave it away (thanks george michael for that masterpiece)
    and then theres Mariah wingnut Carey "all i want for christmas is youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
    Mind you I kinda like that one
    but I'll deny it wholeheartedly every time...
  6. by   researchrabbit
    There's a jewelry store here in OKC that has been running the same Christmas ad SINCE THE 50s!!! And anyone who has ever lived here can probably sing the BC Clark Jewelry has a spritely tune and OH HOW I HATE IT!!!!
  7. by   RN always
    I like the chipmunks song! OK I'm weird!
  8. by   vashka25

    Thanks have now successfully implanted that #$%*$^#@$% song into my brain for the rest of the Christmas season !!!!!!! (luv ya anyhow!)

    Anyone have a good recipe for chipmunk stew ??????

  9. by   hapeewendy
    well misery loves company
    so join me in my chipmunks hell
    everyones welcome

    I vote to put a new spin on the holiday classic
    how about
    "chimpmunks roasting on an open fire"
    sing it with me, you know you wanna!
  10. by   PennyLane
    My fav Christmas song they play on the pop radio stations is that one by the Pogues. That song is awesome.
  11. by   Beach_RN
    Awe I love the chipmunk song! It's holiday Standard!

  12. by   micro
    dancer and prancer and donner and blitzen.....comet and cupid and ????? and ditzen????? but do you recall.....the most famous reindeer of allllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!

    deck those halllllllllllls!!!!!!

    i just love listening to taped report when the tape quirks up and you listen to a chipmunk report.......cracks me up every time.....course it don't take much to crack me up.........

    wendee!!!!!!!!!!!!! hhhhhhhhhappy holidays and everyday!!!!!

    micro has carolled now.........:/ :-0
  13. by   cbs3143
    My favorite is "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer!" I could get into chipmunks roasting on an open fire though. Of course I also like the song "Dead Skunk", so you can take it from there.

  14. by   BadBird
    I think it is cute the first 100 times I hear it then I can't stand it any more. Has anyone ever heard the country song Randolph the Redneck Reindeer, it is so funny !!!