Make up a total lie about the poster above you!

  1. You know the drill... you make something up about the poster above you. It can be silly or outrageous, it just can't be true!

    For example, if someone, oh, let's say muffie, had posted above me, I might then reply "muffie got a letter from Blue Oyster Cult today, telling her, for the last time, that no, they will NOT consider changing their name to Orange Oyster cult, but asking her to please stop sending urgent emails to their business manager trying to talk them into the switch."

    Like that. Okay?
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  3. by   Sabby_NC
    MTP emails out to all of her friends telling them each that the other has invited them to a fun night out. Only trouble is every one is going to EVERYONE else's home hahahahahaa Good one Mercy!!!
  4. by   abooker
    Sabby has recently grown too tall to fit comfortably in the overhead compartments of most major airlines. She must now pay her own fare when she travels for the holidays, as opposed to sneaking herself into the luggage of friends and neighbors.
  5. by   Sabby_NC
    LOL I was hoping to keep that one a secret abooker

    What is with you pretending to be Bill Clinton's secret lover!! You may 'BITE' off more than you can chew
  6. by   Joe NightingMale
    Sabby is in fact not actually an RN, but runs a restaurant which exclusively sells pulled pork sandwiches, which is moored just off the beach at Kill Devil Hills. If a hurricane comes they can just pull up anchor and head out to sea, though getting the patrons in and out of the hip waders in order to enter and leave the place gets tiring....
  7. by   Medic2RN
    When Joe is bored, he'll open his phonebook and randomly call people. He pretends to be a long lost high school friend and try to spark 'remember when' conversations that can last for hours.
    Joe - he can talk a blue streak!! :biere:
  8. by   mercyteapot
    Medic has been asked to stay away from Santa Claus at the mall. She kept following him around, nagging him about his diet and suggesting he eat Rudolph's carrots and skip the cookies this year. He told her if she didn't leave him alone, he'd swear out a complaint against her AND put her on the naughty list for life.
  9. by   Diary/Dairy
    Mercy is really Santa's ex wife - she caught him kissing another woman underneath the mistletoe and kicked him out!
  10. by   Medic2RN
    diarygirl knows the story all too well.
    She never met a mistletoe that she couldn't pass up!
    :Holly1::Holly2::Holly3:
  11. by   Diary/Dairy
    Medic has been arrested several times for climbing up the outsides of skyscrapers with suction cups.
  12. by   Sabby_NC
    Dairygirl really takes her name to heart.
    She cannot pass a field of cows without wanting to stop.
    She places her little cute stool down near the cow and pops the bucket under the udders.
    She is one quick draw McGraw when it comes to milking cows.
    Go Dairy Go
  13. by   mercyteapot
    Sabby is kind of grabby
    And its gotten her in trouble
    She grabbed a cop who had a twin
    So that she could grab double

    The cop said "Sabby, let that go"
    But Sabby didn't listen
    We'll send you tinsel for the jail
    To make those cell bars glisten
  14. by   Diary/Dairy
    Mercy just got back together with her ex, Santa...... She decided she's rather live with him than without him!

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