Make up a total lie about the poster above you! - page 601

You know the drill... you make something up about the poster above you. It can be silly or outrageous, it just can't be true! For example, if someone, oh, let's say muffie, had posted above me,... Read More

  1. by   FranEMTnurse
    The poster above me accepted my invitation.Now, that same poster states there's going to be a "Come As You Are" party.
  2. by   toomuchbaloney
    The part above me considers come as you are to be a literal expectation. Last Saturday when invited to a friend's for a beer, she showed up in thigh high boots and a leopard unitard.
  3. by   No Stars In My Eyes
    When the poster above me was a boy, he used to try to get little girls to play with him; not Doctor and Nurse, not Cowboys and Indians, but, inexplicably, he wanted to play "King Tut and Queen Nefertiti". Nobody accepted his offer, mainly because they weren't at all sure what all it might involve. In fact, to this day, no one knows . . . the comfort of ignorance is preferable to that bit of knowledge.
    No one knows why.
  4. by   FranEMTnurse
    The poster above me EATS PANCAKES FOR SUPPER EVERY DAY.
  5. by   No Stars In My Eyes
    FranEM, that is a humdinger of a lie, because pancakes are one of my least favorite foods. Inexplicably, the same mix poured into a waffle iron? Now THAT I like!

    The poster above me is about to take drastic action ... if only she could figure out about what, and WHY!
  6. by   FranEMTnurse
    Quote from No Stars In My Eyes
    FranEM, that is a humdinger of a lie, because pancakes are one of my least favorite foods.
    Mine too.
    The poster above me takes Geritol daily for what does and does not ail her.
  7. by   No Stars In My Eyes
    Lie, lie, LIE!

    FranEM actually bathes in Geritol every Friday morning; then she feels peppy enough to date her many "boy-toys" all weekend long!
  8. by   FranEMTnurse
    The person above me tutored me to date many boy toys on weekends.
  9. by   No Stars In My Eyes
    Quote from FranEMTnurse
    The person above me tutored me to date many boy toys on weekends.
    ahem...ya needed tutoring????
    Sad, so very sad...so why am I ?

    PSEUDO-BULBAR-TOURETTES
  10. by   FranEMTnurse
    OH NO, NOT THAT! The p p person above m m me s s stutters.
  11. by   No Stars In My Eyes
    Quote from FranEMTnurse
    OH NO, NOT THAT! The p p person above m m me s s stutters.
    It is a little known fact that maybe eight to twelve or so years before she was born, the poster above me wrote the popular song: "K-K-K-Katie, beautiful Katie, You're the only g-g-g-girl that I adore; When the M-m-m-moon shines, over the mountains, I'll be w-w-w-waiting by the kitchen d-door."
    So who is the REAL stutterer here, FranEM, eh????

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