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  1. Dear Tech Support:
    Last year I upgraded my Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs such as; Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried
    running Nagging 5.3; to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?



    Dear Desperate: First keep in mind Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while; Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\I THOUGHT YOU; LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as; designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications; Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to de-fault to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files. Whatever you do DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program!! These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a
    limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional programs to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

    Good Luck,
    Tech Support.
    Last edit by Heather333 on Dec 21, '02
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  3. by   renerian
    LOLOLOL I like that..........reminds me of my hubby and I love him. No flowers here for over a year at least and no jewerly in over 6.

  4. by   Mkue
    That is CUTE Heather

    Thanks, Marie