Living in WI (warning...not for small children) :)

  1. LIVING IN WISCONSIN

    DEAR DIARY:

    AUG. 1
    Moved to our new home in lovely Wisconsin. It is so beautiful here. The country is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it covered with snow.
    I LOVE IT HERE

    OCT. 14
    Wisconsin is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are
    turning all different colors. I love the shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the hills and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise.
    I LOVE IT HERE.

    NOV. 11
    Deer season will open soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and tranquillity. Hope it will snow soon.
    I LOVE IT HERE.

    DEC. 2
    It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looked like a postcard. Went outside and cleaned snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight today (I won). When the snowplow came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony.
    I LOVE IT HERE.

    DEC. 12
    More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again
    that rascal. A winter wonderland.
    I LOVE IT HERE.

    DEC. 19
    Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling. F**king snowplow!

    DEC. 22
    More of that white sh*t fell last night. I've got blisters on my
    hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits until I'm done shoveling. That A**hole!

    DEC. 25
    "White Christmas" my busted a*s. Mother f**king snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-b*tch who drives that snowplow, I swear I will castrate the dumb b*stard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on this f**king ice.

    DEC. 28
    More of the same sh*t last night. Been inside since Christmas day
    except for when "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go anywhere. The car is buried in a mountain of white sh*t. The weatherman says expect another 10 inches of this sh*t tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is?

    JAN. 1
    Happy F**king New Year. The weatherman was wrong (AGAIN). We got 34 f**king inches of snow this time. At this rate it won't melt until the 4th of July. The snowplow got stuck down the road and sh*t for brains had the balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I told him I broke 6 shovels already, shoveling out the sh*t he plowed into my driveway.
    I broke the 7th shovel over his f**king head.

    JAN. 4
    Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a deer ran out in front of the car and I hit the f**ker. Did about $3,000.00 damage to the car. Wish the hunters would have killed them all last November.

    MAY 3
    Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you believe the body is rotting away from all the f**king salt they keep dumping all over the roads. It really looks like a piece of sh*t.

    MAY 10
    Moved to Florida today. I can't imagine why anyone in their right
    f**king mind would want to live in the God forsaken State of Wisconsin!


    I think he has some anger management problems!!!!!

    Kristy
    :roll
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  2. 27 Comments

  3. by   LasVegasRN
    Wisconsin? That sounds like Ohio!!
  4. by   JedsMom
    Too funny! I remember those days visiting my grandparents in Wisconsin. Us kids thought the snow was great, guess the grown-up might not have felt the same Oh,well, it's 70 here in Louisiana. No white Christmas for us this year.
  5. by   emily_mom
    I think it's true of the entire upper midwest! Don't ya wish you lived here LV? We could throw yellow snowballs at each other. Emma and Emily could go sledding down our hill and go ice skating...drink hot chocolate with marshmallows...

    Kristy
  6. by   LasVegasRN
    Originally posted by emily_mom
    I think it's true of the entire upper midwest! Don't ya wish you lived here LV? We could throw yellow snowballs at each other. Emma and Emily could go sledding down our hill and go ice skating...drink hot chocolate with marshmallows...

    Kristy
    My last fun little event with snow was digging my car out to get to work in Bedford, Ohio. I spent 2 hours digging out WHAT I THOUGHT was my car.

    No, I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like SNOW, Sam I am!!!
  7. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Originally posted by emily_mom
    Emma and Emily could go sledding down our hill and go ice skating...drink hot chocolate with marshmallows...

    What about OBKidBrian? Can he play too???? Will the adults have sippies inside???

    Heather
  8. by   LasVegasRN
    Originally posted by OBNURSEHEATHER
    What about OBKidBrian? Can he play too???? Will the adults have sippies inside???

    Heather
    I may be enticed if that hot chocolate has kahlua in it...
  9. by   sandgroper
    Snow?

    What's that?
  10. by   2banurse
    Originally posted by emily_mom
    LIVING IN WISCONSIN

    MAY 10
    Moved to Florida today. I can't imagine why anyone in their right
    f**king mind would want to live in the God forsaken State of Wisconsin!


    I think he has some anger management problems!!!!!

    Kristy
    :roll
    The funny thing is Kristy :chuckle is that there is a similar one for Florida, in the reverse. Everything is so hunkydory in FLA in the beginning and then summer starts and by the end of the summer, they are moving back up north! It's always Greener on the Other Side (Not!!!!!)

    Kris
  11. by   rncountry
    Had this emailed to me about a year ago, only the state was Michigan instead of Wisconsin. Made me laugh then as much as now.
  12. by   Q.
    This is why we're moving to Arizona when we retire.
  13. by   baseline
    ME TOO Suzy!!! ME TOO!!!!!!!
  14. by   SmilingBluEyes
    Having grown up in Chi-town I can relate. Thank goodness, I am out of the midwest. Too cold in winter.....way too hot, buggy and humid all summer. ECHHHHHHHHHHH.

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