Lesson For The Day

  1. CRACK IS BAD!!!!!! DON'T DO CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. 21 Comments

  3. by   JonRN
    Well, to tell you the truth, I hadn't planned on it.
  4. by   Rustyhammer
    It all kind of depends on whos crack we're talking about now doesn't it?
    -Russell
  5. by   PennyLane
    How about Crack Cream?

  6. by   J-RN student
    Originally posted by Rustyhammer
    It all kind of depends on whos crack we're talking about now doesn't it?
    -Russell
  7. by   cactus wren
    Sounds like someone had a bad night in the ER?

    Love Zims Crack cream....works great on my poor ever washed hands
  8. by   l.rae
    then there's crack spackle...my personal favorite!...and hey, your not making me anxious to do my 12 hr shift today BTW....LR
  9. by   researchrabbit
    I take it this is not about chunky guys wearing tool belts?
  10. by   nurseman
    This does put a little crimp in my plan for today.

    0545 to 0546 Wake up
    0547 to 0625 Check PM box then get ready for work
    0625 Go to work
    0700 to 0825 Coffee
    0830 Get bosses coffee ready for when she walks in
    0832 to 1300 Work
    1300 to 1400 Lunch
    1400 to 1500 Work
    1500 to 1525 Go home
    1525 Check Allnurses
    1600 to 2100 Smoke Crack
    2100 Brush teeth and go to bed

    Well I do suppose I could not smoke the crack and not follow the plan. Then do you know what we have? ANARCHY I tell ya anarchy............
  11. by   Furball
    SOMEBODY on this board got perfume that smelled like her granny's crack....does that count?
  12. by   LasVegasRN
    But I liked Cracker Jack's. It was cool to get the little prize inside. Geez, is everything bad for us now? Man!
  13. by   Lausana
    <stomping feet> But I LIKE plummer crack You can't stop me!
  14. by   Stargazer
    Drugs 're bad, mmm-kay?


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