Last word on dieting

  1. A friend of mine sent this to me:

    Last Word on Dieting

    Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

    CONCLUSION: Eat and drink whatever you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


    So that is our problem.
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  3. by   Tookie
    This is going on the notice board at work.
    Love it.
  4. by   Mkue
    Originally posted by deespoohbear
    A friend of mine sent this to me:

    Last Word on Dieting

    Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

    CONCLUSION: Eat and drink whatever you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


    So that is our problem.
    That is exactly what I learned in Nutrition !
  5. by   live4today
    :chuckle :roll :chuckle English is now my "second language".....gotta lose weight, so can't have that holding me up now can I? :chuckle

    Hmmmmmmm......my NEW language will beeeeeeeee....Hmmmmm........oh, I got it.....I think I'll start speaking my doggie's language....it seems to work for him AND his weight problem.

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