Killer Biscuits Wanted For Attempted Murder

  1. killer biscuits wanted for attempted murder (the actual ap headline.)

    a resident of tampa, was visiting her in-laws and
    while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
    several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up
    and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

    one customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
    walked over to the car. he noticed that her eyes were now open, and
    she looked very strange. he asked her if she was okay, and she replied
    that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her
    brain in for over an hour.

    the man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors
    were locked and she refused to remove her hands from her head. when
    they finally got in, they found that she had a wad of bread stuck to
    the back of her head. a pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the
    heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of
    dough hit her in the back of her head. when she reached back to find out
    what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. she
    initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains
    in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

    i don't know if this story is actually fact but it did make me chuckle!

  2. 3 Comments

  3. by   HannasMom
    My son just looked at me strange, because I was laughing so hard, that tears are rolling down my cheek.
  4. by   Blackcat99
    I can see why she thought she was shot!!! How scary and funny! :chuckle
  5. by   Marie_LPN, RN
    I always hated those cans. Now i have proof why.