Jacob was about 5. I had ordered my husband a leather jacket from the local Harley shop. I was just stepping out of the shower, (Yes, my husband was in the bathroom, but NOT in the shower with me!) heard the phone ring and my son answer. I heard Jacob say, "No, she's in the shower." THEN: "Nope, he's in there with her."
It was the Harley shop calling to tell me his jacket was in!!!
Yes, I was embarrassed to walk in that place! It's a local shop in a VERY small town! And since my husband was a big-time biker, he knew them all.....and worse, they knew us.
Another time, he was about three or so...still taking naps. One day after he woke from his nap, he came and woke mommy and daddy from their nap! THEN went and told his grandparents that mommy and daddy take naps just like he does, only mommy and daddy's naps are "Naked naps".
One more! We were standing in the hallway of his school one day while I spoke to some teachers. He hugged me around the waist, felt my "pouch" and said " OH MOMMY! Are we gonna have another baby?"
I LOVE MY HEATHENS!!!!! Hate my "pouch", but LOVE my heathens!!