Kids Say & Do The Funniest Things

  1. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
    The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't, dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
    A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."
    One day a guy was driving with his four-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake.
    She turned and looked at him for an explanation.
    He said, "I did that by accident."
    She replied, "I know that, Daddy."
    He replied, "How'd you know?"
    The girl said, "Because you didn't say 'JERK' afterwards!"

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  2. 2 Comments

  3. by   URO-RN
    The child was a typical four-year-old girl -- cute, inquisitive, bright as a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc.
    "Now do you understand?" he asked.
    "I think so," she said, "is that when mommy came to work for us?"
    Submitted by SandyD7
    Gotta love this one.
  4. by   Fun2, RN, BSN
    :chuckle Cute.

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