Just how much is 100%+?

  1. For all of you who claim to give more than 100% herewith a little mathematical interpretation...

    Let ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ be

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

    Then...after your next team brief in which you are exhorted to give 100% plus a little more how about

    HARDWORK

    8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

    KNOWLEDGE

    11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

    and of course where would we be without

    ATTITUDE

    1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

    Well how about a dollop of

    ********

    2 21 21 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

    and if that doesn't quite ring any bells there's always the possibility of a little

    ASSKISSING

    1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

    The possibilities may not be infinite.. but definitely give the aspiring ladder climber scope for personal advancement...

    Acknowledgements to the unknown author...

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  2. 7 Comments

  3. by   J-RN student
    I love it!
  4. by   emily_mom
    you don't get much for being a bytch....only 58% ....less if you spell it right...
  5. by   Lausana
    Hmm I only give 62%...that makes a nice excuse if I don't feel like doing something "sorry, I don't feel like it I don't give 100% of my effort, only 62"
  6. by   SmilingBluEyes
    THIS IS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  7. by   JonRN
    Good one!! Reminds us of how people at the top got there in most work environments.
  8. by   Mkue
    ...LOL..
  9. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Originally posted by emily_mom
    you don't get much for being a bytch....only 58% ....less if you spell it right...

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