Just for a Laugh....

  1. The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that, "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount."

    However, here, more advanced strategies are often employed such as:

    1. Buying a stronger whip.

    2. Changing riders.

    3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.

    4. Arranging to visit other facilities to see how other employees ride horses.

    5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.

    6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.

    7. Hiring outside contractors in India to ride the dead horse.

    8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.

    9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase dead horse's performance.

    10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance.

    11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of our quota than do some other horses.

    12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.

    And of course ..........

    13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.
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  2. 5 Comments

  3. by   cwazycwissyRN
    Had to print this one out...............just have to share this with management :chuckle
  4. by   talaxandra
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
  5. by   SusanJean
    Ouch, chef salad spurting out my nose...

    :roll :roll :roll
  6. by   WickedRedRN
    Quote from SusanJean
    Ouch, chef salad spurting out my nose...

    :roll :roll :roll

    Oh OWWWW!!! I am sorry, didn't mean for it to hurt!
  7. by   Liddle Noodnik
    Quote from LoriRN2B
    The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that, "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.".
    Not bad Lori

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