Just a little lighthearted humor on anthrax....

  1. Did any of you notice (I'm sure Kday and Dplear did) that all the anthrax letters sent to Washington so far have only targeted democrats?

    Mu-haa-haaaahaaah!

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  2. 14 Comments

  3. by   nurs4kids
    lol, you're sick!!! I knew I liked you for some reason
  4. by   StaceRacer1
    Just a little more sick humor!!!!

    You know the McDonalds commercial that asks you if "you have had your break TODAY?''

    WELL the new phrase is ---"Have you had your Cipro today?"
  5. by   2dogs
    Why use "Merry Maids" when you can spread flour around your house and call 911? The CDC and FBI will clean your house for you.

    P.S. The reason that Republicans haven't recieved any suspicious envalopes is 1) They haven't been able to find the mail room yet. 2) All their mail is opened by serfs. 3) Reading is not a necessary skill for a Republican.
  6. by   Q.
    Originally posted by 2dogs
    Why use "Merry Maids" when you can spread flour around your house and call 911? The CDC and FBI will clean your house for you.

    P.S. The reason that Republicans haven't recieved any suspicious envalopes is 1) They haven't been able to find the mail room yet. 2) All their mail is opened by serfs. 3) Reading is not a necessary skill for a Republican.

    Oooooo - ouch!
  7. by   2dogs
    Just a little zing from the other side!
  8. by   ucavalpn
    I work in Home Health . We have a pt. who was to wear Ted hose . When instructed on how to get them on , our O.T. told him to put some powder on them to make it a little easier .
    This eighty something little gentleman lives close to the public library and often walks down to check out videos . He had put the teds in a bag for his HHA to take to the laundry , but when he was looking for a bag to carry his videos back to the library he used this one . The library was closed so he put the bag in the drop box . Well... next day he said he was at home when the Police came to visit him . When the library staff opened his bag , they saw white powder in it . the police were called and the library was evacuated . ---- Poor little man told them , my nurse told me to do it.
    Last edit by ucavalpn on Oct 18, '01
  9. by   2dogs
    Oh, that poor man!!
    But it is funny. In a sick, twisted kind of way!!
  10. by   kewlnurse
    Originally posted by 2dogs
    ... 2) All their mail is opened by serfs. ...
    My sefs prefer to be called "attendants" or "interns"
  11. by   Dplear
    And by the way Republicans do not have to know how to read. we are rich enough to pay democrats to read for us.
  12. by   eventsnyc
    Thanks for the humor. I needed it

    How many letters had been sent to Washington so far? Thought that I remember there was only 1?

    Christina
    Last edit by eventsnyc on Oct 18, '01
  13. by   nurs4kids
    Originally posted by Dplear
    And by the way Republicans do not have to know how to read. we are rich enough to pay democrats to read for us.
    ROFLMAO!!
  14. by   Q.
    Dave, how is it I just KNEW you would post something like that?


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