just a joke

  1. > >Subject: old woman
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City
    > > >building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator,
    > > >smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says
    > > >arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"
    > > >
    > > >Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also
    > > >very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No. 5, $200 an
    > > >ounce!" About three floors later, the old woman has reached her
    > > >destination and is about to get off the elevator. Not to be done in by
    > > >these snobs...Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in
    the
    > > >eye, then bends over and gives a grizzly fart and says...........
    > > >
    > > >"Pork & Beans .49 cents a can."
    >
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  2. 8 Comments

  3. by   live4today
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle Now.....that's worth laughing about!
  4. by   misti_z
  5. by   l.rae
    LOL!!!!!!
  6. by   JailRN
    And I think we booked her today in Women's Jail.
  7. by   Brownms46
    :chuckle
  8. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Originally posted by JailRN
    And I think we booked her today in Women's Jail.
    Great joke.... great comeback!

    Heather
  9. by   Mkue
    That was cute !!
  10. by   Love-A-Nurse

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