Jesus is watching you!

  1. Jesus is watching you!

    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking
    for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a
    strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
    He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze. When he
    heard nothing more, after a bit he shook his head, promised himself a vacation
    after the next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching for
    more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the
    wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
    Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of
    the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest
    on a parrot." Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
    "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I am just trying to warn you."
    The burglar relaxed. "Warn me huh? Who are you?"
    "Moses," replied the bird.
    "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name a parrot
    Moses?"
    The bird promptly answered, "Probably the same kind of people that would name a
    Rottweiller Jesus..."
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  2. 7 Comments

  3. by   Spidey's mom
    :chuckle :hatparty:
  4. by   donsterRN
    Good one, Jessy!

    How are you? And how is that baby Kiro? I've been thinking about him lately...
  5. by   Jessy_RN
    Quote from Don3218
    Good one, Jessy!

    How are you? And how is that baby Kiro? I've been thinking about him lately...
    Sorry I missed you Don. Kiro is doing great and cuter than ever. How is Twister and school?

    We should set up a time one of these days and get in that chatroom?
  6. by   Hopalong
    Well done. Always enjoy a good laff. Thanks
  7. by   Lisa CCU RN
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
  8. by   Fun2, RN, BSN
  9. by   UM Review RN
    Hilarious! I sent it along to a few friends!

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