It's only a joke

  1. There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans. Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be
    liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy, Johnny.
    The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different.

    Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush fan."

    The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush fan?"

    Johnny says, "I'm a John Kerry fan."
    The teacher asks why he's a John Kerry fan.
    The boy says, "Well, my mom's a John Kerry fan, and my Dad's a John Kerry
    fan, so I'm a John Kerry fan!"

    The teacher is angry, so she says, "What if your mom was a moron and your
    dad was an idiot? What would that make you?"


    Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush fan."
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  2. 5 Comments

  3. by   nurseunderwater
    :roll :roll :roll
  4. by   jnette
    Smart kid.
  5. by   gypsyatheart
    I love it! Love it, love it, love it!!!! :chuckle :hatparty:
  6. by   Stitchie


    That kid for President!
  7. by   nekhismom
    yep, that's a smart kid!!!

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