Is it "Knock the female Nurse" Week?

  1. Edited by me as I changed my mind and didn't want to stir the pot further.
    Last edit by gwenith on Jun 21, '03
  2. 19 Comments

  3. by   funnygirl_rn
    Awwwwwwwwwww shucks!
  4. by   Tweety
    Hey, we guys have been knocked around long enough. It's your turn now!

    But glad you cooled off and reconsidered stirring the pot. That shows growth and strength on your part. When do you become so level headed???

  5. by   donmurray
    Something else for that pot...........on Maleness......

    Your behind is never a factor in a job interview.
    Your orgasms are real. Always.
    Your last name stays put.
    The garage is all yours.
    Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    You don't give a hoot if someone doesn't notice your new haircut.
    Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
    Wrinkles add character.
    A few well placed one night stands gain credibility & do not leave you tarnished.
    You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
    People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
    The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with "So, notice anything different?"
    You can appreciate great sport.
    You can throw a ball more than 5 feet.
    One mood, ALL the time.
    A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
    You can open all your own jars.
    Dry cleaners and hairdressers don't rob you blind.
    You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
    You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
    Everything on your face stays its original colour.
    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    You don't have to clean your flat if the electricity meter reader is coming.
    You can sit in silence watching a football game with your mate for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
    You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    You don't have to shave below your neck.
    Your belly usually hides your big hips.
    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
    Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th,in 45 minutes.
    Last edit by donmurray on Jun 22, '03
  6. by   jnette
    Woooooooot !!!

    These are great, Donmurray ! What a life !
  7. by   funnygirl_rn
    donmurray.....I absolutely LOVED darn funny & true! Thanks for posting...I needed a good laugh!

  8. by   Spidey's mom
    Donmurray . . very funny but SOME are not true. Just made a copy to pass around the ER.

  9. by   gwenith
    Loved them Donmurray and after the posts I have been reading I needed the balance back in my life!!!
  10. by   mattsmom81
    Thanks for that list Don, I needed the belly laugh today...hehe!

    I'm printing it off to bring to work, they'll love it too.....
  11. by   nursechris1
    Very funny!! but The one about the same moods all the time: you haven't met my husband
  12. by   nursechris1
    I also worked with a Doctor, and all the nurses sat in silence, almost avoiding him, until you knew what his mood of the day was.
  13. by   nowplayingEDRN

    Thank you for the great laugh!
  14. by   gwenith
    I wonder if there is a female version of Donmurrays list

    On Femaleness

    1) You don't have to "strip" an engine just to be accepted as "one of the boys"
    2) You don't have to spend hours practicing throwing things just in case someone accuses you of "throwing like a girl"
    3) You have the perfect excuse to change your mind anytime you want to.
    4) You are not required to kill "things"

    Anyone got any more??????