Installing love...


    Tech Support: Yes Ma'am... how can I help you?

    Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to
    install Love. Can you guide me though the process?

    Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

    Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready.
    What do I do first?

    Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you
    located your Heart ma'am?

    Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running
    now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

    Tech Support: What programs are running ma'am?

    Customer: Let's see, I have Past/Hurt, Low Self-Esteem,
    Grudge and Resentment running right now.

    Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past/Hurt
    from your current operating system. It may remain in your
    permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs.
    Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of
    it's own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to
    completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs
    prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those
    off ma'am?

    Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me

    Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke
    Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge
    and Resentment have completely erased.

    Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is
    that normal?

    Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base
    program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order
    to get the upgrades.

    Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says,
    "Error - program not run on external components." What should
    I do?

    Tech Support: Don't worry ma'am. It means that the Love
    program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet
    been run on your Heart. In! non-technical terms, it simply
    means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

    Customer: So, what should I do?

    Tech Support: Can you pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on
    the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and
    Acknowledge your Limitations.

    Customer: Okay, done.

    Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory.
    The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin
    patching faulty programming.

    Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all
    directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is
    completely gone and never comes back.

    Customer: Got it. Hey!!! My heart is filling up with new files.
    Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are
    copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

    Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but
    eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is
    installed and running.

    One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure
    to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They
    will in turn share it with others and return some cool
    modules back to you.

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  2. 2 Comments

  3. by   Robin61970
    How cool.......

    (but sometimes you just need a good reformat and upgrade.)