Important Announcement About The Future Of Our Environment!!!

  1. I saw a report recently, about how gravity, which is a non-renewable
    resource, is gradually diminishing. Top scientists agree... "With the present
    rate of consumption, the earth's supply of gravity will be exhausted before
    the 22th century."

    There is a direct link between the vanishing of the ozone layer and the
    decrease in the earth's gravity supply. We're already seeing the effects
    of the disappearance of the ozone layer, but we're not likely to feel
    the effects of vanishing gravity during our lifetimes. However, our children
    will probably have to deal with the issue.

    It is interesting to think of some of the results science has yet to
    consider. The obvious impact will be on engineering (like keeping
    bridges and buildings weighted down), but what about sports?
    Breaking records for the high jump will become easier. Football
    kicks will grow longer and an 92-yard field goal will not be unheard of.

    Until scientists discover a cheaper alternative, we need to help...

    We Can Conserve Gravity.... Follow these simple suggestions:
    (1) Walk with a light step. Carry helium balloons if possible.
    (2) Use tape, magnets or glue instead of paperweights.
    (3) Give up skiing and skydiving for more horizontal sports like
    snorkling.
    (4) Avoid showers .. take baths instead.
    (5) Don't hang all your clothes in the closet ... Keep them in one big pile.
    (6) Stop flipping pancakes

    This is *not* a joke. What could be more serious? After all gravity is
    the opposite of comedy! You may be laughing now, but just picture your
    great grandchildren wearing safety tethers and tied to concrete posts,
    unable to play outdoors for fear of floating away on a windy day. Please
    be gravity conscious, while we still have some.
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  2. 10 Comments

  3. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Where do you find this stuff?

    Heather
  4. by   semstr
    YEAAAAHHHHH! my breasts will stay where they are!!
  5. by   LasVegasRN
    Sounds like bras will be obsolete. Yay!
  6. by   researchrabbit
    And this means we'll all WEIGH LESS! Yee-haw!
  7. by   SmilingBluEyes
    ***** talk about JUNK SCIENCE.
  8. by   live4today
    Originally posted by LasVegasRN
    Sounds like bras will be obsolete. Yay!
    Well, if this is true Vegas.....I've already had a real good start on this one. :kiss
  9. by   sunnygirl272
    Originally posted by SmilingBluEyes
    ***** talk about JUNK SCIENCE.

    ummm...never mind..i'll let someone else handle this...
  10. by   boggle
    Originally posted by sunnygirl272

    (5) Don't hang all your clothes in the closet ... Keep them in one big pile.
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    Well my kids are certainly doing their share of conservation measures!
  11. by   delirium
    Originally posted by sunnygirl272



    ummm...never mind..i'll let someone else handle this...
    There's always one.

    Clean out your PM box Sunny!!!!
  12. by   sunnygirl272
    Originally posted by MsPurp


    There's always one.

    Clean out your PM box Sunny!!!!
    ok ok..it's clearned out...

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