I'm MAD!! It's RUSTY'S FAULT!!

  1. Now see? You all thought I was kidding when I said I sensed a great disturbance in the Force when Rusty cut his hair. NOT!! See what happened? The earthquake in Alaska, Bryant Gumbel left CBS, the stock market fell, Heather had to buy her house, Pappy and Reb are going through stuff, I got a yeast infection - HORRIBLE! It's just HORRIBLE what has happened!!

    Well, I'm mad. Things won't be right until his hair grows back. So, I've taken it upon myself to form an Allnurses Angry Mob. Yes, join me in the AAM!! This is the call to bear arms: bring your Pantene-V, V-05, and Nexus Humectress! Heck, I'll even bring some Afro Sheen - don't know what it will do, but I'm sure it will stimulate something!

    We are going to march to Rusty's house, tied him down, and stimulate his hair follicles! You heard me! We're going to bathe his follicles in soothing enriching emollients BY FORCE!!

    All you meek and mild people stay away! Or roast a pig over an open pit while we apply the heating cap on Rusty's head and give him a bonus oatmeal and corn powder facial!

    We must bring stability back to the Force!!

    NO GUTS, NO GLORY!!!
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  2. 73 Comments

  3. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    LMMFAO Vegas! :chuckle

    I'm there! I have Matrix Voluminizing products! SO even if we can't grow his hair, we can make it look bigger!!

    Heather
  4. by   RNforLongTime
    So, then I can blame Rusty for crashing my car into a telephone pole? Count me in!
  5. by   tiger
    can i bring my chihuahua???? she can sit on his chest and if he moves, he will be bitten. i'm sure he would be petrified, lol! and i like the idea of at least making the hair "BIGGER"! who's gonna take pics? gotta have pics!!!!!
  6. by   LasVegasRN
    Originally posted by nurse-lou
    So, then I can blame Rusty for crashing my car into a telephone pole? Count me in!
    My GOD, when will it end??!! I'm bringing a curling iron. Just in case.
    Last edit by LasVegasRN on Dec 3, '02
  7. by   Lausana
    Hey, what about trimming your hair to get it to grow? Maybe we should take into consideration his concern for split ends

    Rusty tell me I'm right? Surely you had good intentions

    (if not we could try some extentions?)
  8. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Originally posted by LasVegasRN
    I'm bringing a curling iron. Just in case.
    YES! The voliminizer is heat activated!

    Heather
  9. by   emily_mom
    I'll bring the Rogaine!!!!

    Kristy
  10. by   hapeewendy
    yes yes yes prompt action is of the utmost importance
    bring out the big guns or somethin..
    I got left by my man so theres a lot of supressed rage going on here in toronto now!
    count me and my leave in conditioner IN
    (drastic times call for drastic measures)
    the leave in conditioner will prompt regrowth and also make sure that our hard work is not done in
    vain
    rusty needs the same lovely hair he had, quality control is a major issue here....
    we love you rusty and believe us when we say the whole coming over to your place and stimulating your uhhhh follicles is tough love at its finest!


  11. by   monkijr
    I live less that 2 hours from Rusty,

    And it must be worse the closer you are in proximity.

    I went to the hair dresser, asked for a trim, a trim, thats all. well WTF, I leave there with about 6 inches removed, but get this. she only removed the six inches from a certain place on the back of my head, and I look like a fricken freak. What'd I ever do to her, that'll teach me about those master/super cut places. People tell me it's because I happen to have hair that is difficult to cut. No.... this was deliberate. Cried I did, haven't made a decision, right now, it's just hats and braids but even that gets comments. To correct this mess, I would need to cut my long locks just below my ears to get one length.

    What's a girl to do? I thought about Rusty when it happened, never made the connection.

    I heard onions work, can we put a couple of sliced onions on his head with a bandana?
  12. by   Rustyhammer
    I think my hair grew a little bit just THINKING about all that stimulation.
    You know I really like to have my hair played with.
    -Russell
    ps: That chihuahua kind of scares me though.
  13. by   LasVegasRN
    Originally posted by URSULA
    ...I heard onions work, can we put a couple of sliced onions on his head with a bandana?
    Sure! What if we grill the onions first? Or maybe they'll bake nicely with the heating cap for the hot oil treatment?
  14. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Originally posted by Rustyhammer
    I think my hair grew a little bit just THINKING about all that stimulation.
    Just your hair?

    Heather

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