Now see? You all thought I was kidding when I said I sensed a great disturbance in the Force when Rusty cut his hair. NOT!! See what happened? The earthquake in Alaska, Bryant Gumbel left CBS, the stock market fell, Heather had to buy her house, Pappy and Reb are going through stuff, I got a yeast infection - HORRIBLE! It's just HORRIBLE what has happened!!
Well, I'm mad. Things won't be right until his hair grows back. So, I've taken it upon myself to form an Allnurses Angry Mob. Yes, join me in the AAM!! This is the call to bear arms: bring your Pantene-V, V-05, and Nexus Humectress! Heck, I'll even bring some Afro Sheen - don't know what it will do, but I'm sure it will stimulate something!
We are going to march to Rusty's house, tied him down, and stimulate his hair follicles! You heard me! We're going to bathe his follicles in soothing enriching emollients BY FORCE!!
All you meek and mild people stay away! Or roast a pig over an open pit while we apply the heating cap on Rusty's head and give him a bonus oatmeal and corn powder facial!
We must bring stability back to the Force!!
NO GUTS, NO GLORY!!!
Dec 3, '02
Originally posted by nurse-lou
So, then I can blame Rusty for crashing my car into a telephone pole? Count me in!
My GOD, when will it end??!! I'm bringing a curling iron. Just in case.
Last edit by LasVegasRN on Dec 3, '02