I was abducted by Aliens! Tell your story too, or just make one up like I'm doing...

  1. Yes it is true!
    Some of you noticed that I was NOT here for a day or so... Also my avatar was missing and I couldn't get PM's? Well, I thought it was just a lack of sleep after work that made me click a few wrong buttons in my control panel but... Now I remember!
    There I was sitting at my computer desk after work and I was feeling really tired, so tired I almost fell asleep and choked on my Taco Bell! Well, all of a sudden there was this intense light coming in my window, I thought, "is there a full moon or what?" The next thing I know I feel as if I am FLOATING! The light is actually pulling me through it like it is some transport device...
    Well I finally get to this huge flying saucer type thing and a panel opens and I float in! I noticed a huge green computer, (everything was green) and so I tried to connect to Allnurses.com to read the threads but they got all p'd off at me for messing with their computer and that is when they said I was too connected to this site so they were gonna fix it so I couldn't get pm's or anything! Next, I was placed on this examination table that looked sort of like it was made of plexi glass... Without even touching me these Aliens were able to remove my clothing and examine me! Then they said something about populating their planet? Anyways they said if I cooperated I'd have absolutely no bad side effects! So in floats this beautiful green alien woman, I think she called herself LasVegasAlien but I can't be certain... All I know was she was the captain of the Alien Guard... I don't remember exactly what happened but.... Well, so I cooperated and look... I can get pm's and my Avatar is Back and I don't think I look any worse for the wear and maybe it was all just a dream?
    Have you ever had a close encounter?
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  3. by   sunnygirl272
    OK...well...you did NOT hear this from ME...
    BUT...
    I heard...
    My vet said his hairdresser's sister's dog's breeder's sex therapist's best friend said...
    that she heard...
    that giuseppe wan't really abducted by aliens...
    he was held hostage in a linen closet by that conniving bYtch "OB-wan-Kanookie-Nurse-Heather"...and her Protuberant-Belly-Buttoned Pygmy Goats...she claims this:
    is Giuseppe's Son...but I fail to see the resemblance....
  4. by   DebsZoo
    originally posted by sunnygirl272
    ok...well...you did not hear this from me...
    but...
    i heard...
    my vet said his hairdresser's sister's dog's breeder's sex therapist's best friend said...
    that she heard...
    that giuseppe wan't really abducted by aliens...
    he was held hostage in a linen closet by that conniving bytch "ob-wan-kanookie-nurse-heather"...and her protuberant-belly-buttoned pygmy goats...she claims this:
    is giuseppe's son...but i fail to see the resemblance....
    hmmmmmm, the "goatee" does have a familiar look to it:chuckle
  5. by   duckie
    Originally posted by nursegoodguy
    Yes it is true!
    Some of you noticed that I was NOT here for a day or so... Also my avatar was missing and I couldn't get PM's? Well, I thought it was just a lack of sleep after work that made me click a few wrong buttons in my control panel but... Now I remember!
    There I was sitting at my computer desk after work and I was feeling really tired, so tired I almost fell asleep and choked on my Taco Bell! Well, all of a sudden there was this intense light coming in my window, I thought, "is there a full moon or what?" The next thing I know I feel as if I am FLOATING! The light is actually pulling me through it like it is some transport device...
    Well I finally get to this huge flying saucer type thing and a panel opens and I float in! I noticed a huge green computer, (everything was green) and so I tried to connect to Allnurses.com to read the threads but they got all p'd off at me for messing with their computer and that is when they said I was too connected to this site so they were gonna fix it so I couldn't get pm's or anything! Next, I was placed on this examination table that looked sort of like it was made of plexi glass... Without even touching me these Aliens were able to remove my clothing and examine me! Then they said something about populating their planet? Anyways they said if I cooperated I'd have absolutely no bad side effects! So in floats this beautiful green alien woman, I think she called herself LasVegasAlien but I can't be certain... All I know was she was the captain of the Alien Guard... I don't remember exactly what happened but.... Well, so I cooperated and look... I can get pm's and my Avatar is Back and I don't think I look any worse for the wear and maybe it was all just a dream?
    Have you ever had a close encounter?


    Oh double poop!!!!!!! I didn't see this thread when I stated my smart aZZ remark on the other thread. Oh well, please forgive, for Duckie has been in a bad way lately but hopefully I'll be up and flying soon, but not till I'm off the whiskey!!!!!!(For medicinal purposes only, doc recommended!!!!) Honest, I swear!!!!
  6. by   SusanRN2004
    Originally posted by nursegoodguy
    Yes it is true!
    Then they said something about populating their planet?

    I think the aliens knew what they were doing...probably thought they could make a more peaceful planet by using your genes....:chuckle
  7. by   adrienurse
    Well that explains everything! How could we have doubted you. You didn't get probed? Did you?
  8. by   JonRN
    Bwaaahaaahaaahaaa

    :roll :roll

    Pappy
  9. by   aimeee
    But did you enjoy it?
  10. by   shygirl
    [QUOTE]Originally posted by sunnygirl272
    [B]

    is Giuseppe's
    Are you my Daaaaaaaaaaaaaddy?
  11. by   nursegoodguy
    I don't think I got probed by those little green people because if I did I'd start taking on their likeness...
    And NO that goat is not mine! Don't even ask me to take one of those 'who's my daddy tests' because that goat doesn't resemble me in the slightest baaaaaaaaaaa Ooops...
  12. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Hmmm.... let's see if this helps Giuseppe to remember what happened back on my pygmie farm....




    :chuckle Heather
  13. by   nursegoodguy


    baaaaaaaaa

    No No! I've been framed! It's a set up! {that was the goat talking}
  14. by   adrienurse
    Oh no! The alien-goat hybrids have taken over the board!

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