If you think the answer to ANY crime, infraction, or injustice is counseling.
If you think the criminal has more rights than the police who arrest this criminal.
If you use the term 'open-minded' and don't care that it can't be defined in absolute terms.
If you think only white people can be racist.
If you think that teenager's sexual behavior is uncontrollable, but hardened violent criminals should be released on parole after serving a cut sentence in a "correctional institution.
If you think Rush Limbaugh and Michael Reagan are mean spirited racists and promote hate crime but Maxine Waters, John Conyers, Michael Moore and Louis Farakahn aren't and don't.
If you think that tax cuts hurt poor people and are uncompassionate but taking 30% from their paychecks is compassionate.
if you think that conservatives have no sense of humor then shudder at the idea of a Clinton joke.
If you think that the American Dream could have only been accomplished in the '60s.
If you don't want the Christian Right imposing their morality on you, but you want to impose big government on everyone else because they won't do the right thing.
If you can actually believe everyone around Bill Clinton is lying, but Bill Clinton himself is telling the truth.
If you think that the only acceptable hate crime is Christian bashing.
If your idea of compassion is giving a homeless person a shopping cart but expecting them to accept the responsibilities of life is mean spirited, racist, bigoted, etc.
If you think that "dumbing down" America's school kids is compassionate but holding them to high educational standards is "mean spirited", racist, bigoted, etc.
If you think that people need to be punished for good choices and rewarded for bad ones.
You're a democrat if you think what Hitler did to the Jews is horrible but the "Christian Right" is dangerous and needs to be done away with.
If you think the best way to care about a disease is to wear a ribbon.
If you think that pouring blood on a $1,500 fur coat is a sure-fire way to get your message across, but if anyone protests outside an abortion clinic, they're extremists!
If Sean Hannity makes no sense and Alan Colmes makes perfect sense.
If you make snide remarks to guys for looking at women but champion Clinton's right to do whatever he wants with his interns.
If you think that the four cops who beat Rodney King should have been thrown in jail forever, but the four thugs who beat Reginald Denny should have fair justice.
You think that Joe Camel and big tobacco are out to kill your babies, but allowing a babies brain to be sucked out of its skull when it's 1/3 of the way out of the birth canal is paramount to a free society.
You scream if a CEO sleeps with an employee but think that Clinton receiveing oral sex from an Intern is just fine.
You hate Hillary jokes.
You hate Monica jokes.
You pale at the execution of child killers, but defend the killing of unborn children as an expression of choice.
You think trees have feelings, animals can conceptualize and the fetus is a blob of protoplasm.
You wear a red ribbon to show your support for a cure for AIDS but oppose all animal experimentation needed to find that cure.
If you hear a news report of a man beat nearly to death because he is a minority or gay and you rally about punishing the bigot who committed the terrible act BUT, if you hear a news report of a man beat nearly to death for his money, and you start talking about the poor disadvantaged person who is forced to commit such acts to survive.
You believe the National Rifle Association helps criminals while the American Civil Liberties Union protects the innocent.
You believe corporate profits are obscene but government spending is too low and the American people are undertaxed.
You marched against American involvement in Vietnam, thought the Gulf war was unnecessary but believe 25,000 U.S. troops in Bosnia are vital to our national interests.
You continually say that conservatives have no sense of humor, but after reading this page, think that I am cold and mean-spirited.
You respond to this post in anger because you don't see the two-sided humor.