How smart are you???

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    The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
    whether you are qualified to be a "professional." Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.

    1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

    The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

    2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

    Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?" (Wrong Answer)

    Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

    3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
    attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

    Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

    OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

    4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles.
    How do you manage it?

    Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

    According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
    professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

    :chuckle :roll
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  3. by   baseline
  4. by   renerian
    Funny, I love the jokes on this board. Good to lighten the day!

  5. by   l.rae
    it was a joke??????....gee l was ready to contact the MENSA Society......
  6. by   JonRN
    I am not very smart. Do they have a DUMSA society for guys like me?
  7. by   moz
    Geez, am I stupid...I didn't get any right.
    My 3 yr old answered
    1. You put the food out of the frigerator first, then tie its tail in.
    2. Elephants too big.
    3. The giraffe.
    4. Really fast!
  8. by   alwaysthere
    Jon i truly hope your kidding......tell me plz oh tell me you know what shes reffering to :sniffle:
  9. by   JonRN
    I know what MENSA is, don't worry A.T. I am just tired of turning down their solicitations begging me to join.......very annoying. Kidding again, in case you are going to cry again.

  10. by   donmurray
    I always wonder why people pay to take a test to join Mensa, when the tests are free on the web, and in libraries.
    And another thing, why would a woman join a club with such a sexist name?

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