How Many Dogs Does it Take ...

  1. HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

    - Golden Retriever
    The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

    - Border Collie:
    Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

    - Dachshund:
    You know I can't reach that damned stupid lamp!

    - Rottweiler:
    Make me.

    - Lab:
    Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

    - Malamute:
    Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

    - Jack Russell Terrier:
    I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

    - Poodle:
    I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

    - Cocker Spaniel:
    Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

    -Doberman Pinscher:
    While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

    - Boxer:
    Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......

    - Mastiff:
    Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

    - Chihuahua:
    Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

    - Irish Wolfhound:
    Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....

    - Pointer:
    I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

    - Greyhound:
    It isn't moving. Who cares?

    - Australian Shepherd:
    First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....

    - Old English Sheep Dog:
    Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

    - Hound Dog:
    Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z z z z z z z z

    - Cat:
    Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the
    question is how long will it be before I can expect light?
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  2. 25 Comments

  3. by   night owl
    Hey Zee,
    That's a good one..Hoolahan will like this one! How are you feeling?
  4. by   debbyed
    :chuckle :roll :chuckle
  5. by   live4today
    Being the dog lover that I am, I got a big kick out of reading these! :chuckle
  6. by   hoolahan
    Love the Cocker Spaniel! And the lab, can't you just picture that?How silly!! You're right nightowl, I loved it! :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :roll
  7. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

    You can actually see most of the dogs saying these!

    What a riot

    Heather
  8. by   Zee_RN
    Hehe. I loved the lab response myself . I have a German Shepherd and wish I were witty enough to make up a reply from her! Anyone witty enough?

    (And I'm feeling much better, thank you, night owl. Fever broke on Monday and started feeling a bit normal again. Ribs still hurt.)
  9. by   kaycee
    Loved it Zee:roll I have a lab and I can hear her saying that. Glad you're feeling better!!!
  10. by   oramar
    Heh Zee, you posted this on the 19th and I am just seeing it now. I like it. Made me chuckle.
  11. by   baseline
    My welch Corgi would be supervising ...... someone .... some thing...but she sure as hell wouldn't be doing it herself!!!1
  12. by   spineCNOR
  13. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Originally posted by Zee_RN
    - Jack Russell Terrier:
    I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
    Oh yeah, that's my dog!

    Heather

    Edited to say: Apparently I've posted to this thread already. Isn't that weird I don't remember???
  14. by   NurseShell
    Originally posted by Zee_RN

    - Lab:
    Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?


    :roll :roll :roll :roll


    Yep! That's Emma....silly puppy!!
    kinda like "Donkey" in Shrek "Pick me pick me pick me" Emma may be a fat puppy but she can catch air!!!

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