how many can you come up with? pardon the pun....

  1. spank the monkey
    choke the chicken
    flog the bishop
    fire the surgeon general
    jerkin' the gherkin
    taking the pony out for a hand gallop
    Last edit by sunnygirl272 on Oct 9, '02
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  3. by   RNinICU
    Slammin the salami
    Beating your meat
    A date with Rosie Palmer and her five sisters
    Polishing the knob
    Waxing the weiner
    Last edit by RNinICU on Oct 5, '02
  4. by   Robin61970
    Hubby wanted to point out that polishing the knob was considered a "BJ" around these parts,LOL
  5. by   RNinICU
    Originally posted by Robin61970
    Hubby wanted to point out that polishing the knob was considered a "BJ" around these parts,LOL
    Gee, I learn something new every time I come to this board.
  6. by   semstr
    5 against Willy
  7. by   adrienurse


    As the song goes "If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with"

    Playing solitair (as opposed to playing cribbage). This is what our chaplain in residence called it.

    having some "me time"

    skin flute recital (oh wait, that falls into the "other" category)
  8. by   live4today
    A man's FIRST BRAIN?????? :chuckle :roll :chuckle
  9. by   Zohar
    "Roughing the suspect"
  10. by   MollyMo
    I'll handle it.
  11. by   nurseman
    Remember children if you can't play with your friends play with you self.
  12. by   BBnurse34
    Cleaning the pipes
  13. by   Jenny P
    Oh, man! I'm still so naive at my age! I've only heard "beating your meat" and Rosie Palm and her five sisters" as slang terms over the years (and DH is the one who taught me those). Thanks for the info; I may ask my son how many he knows, LOL!
  14. by   stressedlpn
    Yall asked for it...
    arming the cannon
    engaging sixth gear
    bashing
    Irish promotion
    jerking off hte jelly juice
    j.o. scene
    lonely art
    night exercises
    pocket pool
    one-man show
    sailors joy
    single dingles
    squirt'n'spurt
    chain jerk
    hand to hand combat
    manual override
    blow the ride
    clobber the kleenex
    crown the king
    hitchhike to heaven
    to shake hands with the wifes best friend

    :chuckle :chuckle

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