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  1. is your boy dog feeling down in the dumps, a little blue when he goes to lick and finds nothing there? no longer able to carouse at night because he is ashamed to be seen in public? knowing that once he was a virile stud and now...having to suffer the embarassment of an empty sack after the last visit to the vet?

    you can help him regain his dignity, his sense of self worth, and above all, the ability to stroll outside among the other dogs without having to keep his tail pointed the other way. yes, no more cringing at the thought of getting the traditional doggie greeting. because with neuticles he can walk among the other doggies with the confidence of a fully intact stud. only you, his vet, and he will know the truth.

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    bob
    Last edit by 2ndCareerRN on Jan 29, '03
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  2. 23 Comments

  3. by   anitame
    OMG!! This is hysterical. I CAN NOT believe it. Makes the dog feel better about himself you know! AND it feels natural to the dog. I can't quite figure out exactly HOW they know this. :roll :roll
  4. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Well, it only makes sense, doesn't it???

  5. by   MissdonditaBsn
    Are they for real?
    I thought I was seeing a bad joke.
  6. by   Lausana
    :stone Do dogs really have self-esteem issue with losing the boys? My old dog never noticed...but he was always a bit asexual :chuckle

    I like how the vet responses are like "if it makes them neuter their pets it's great" wonder what they were really thinking
  7. by   cactus wren
    I bet that they were developed more for the male owners, rather than the male dogs... Have ran into many men who refuse to have their pets nuetered...."Not natural, ruins them, etc"
  8. by   nursedawn67
    Too funny! What will they come up with next...breast implants for dogs???
  9. by   Lausana
    hmm implants... and maybe extra nipples? :chuckle
  10. by   ShandyLynnRN
    you've gotta be kidding me!
  11. by   J-RN student
    Originally posted by cactus wren
    I bet that they were developed more for the male owners, rather than the male dogs
    I think you're right!:chuckle
  12. by   delirium
    Originally posted by Lausana
    Do dogs really have self-esteem issue with losing the boys?
    Don't know... I have a house full of b!tches.
  13. by   portland_guy
    Yes, these are indeed REAL. I just saw in Harper's Magazine that so far 40,000 have been sold. I don't know if that's as a set, though!
  14. by   emily_mom
    Did any of you see on Sex and the City when Steve was gonna get a nut b/c he lost his d/t testicular CA? Kinda looked just like that.....(always thought he was a dog....)

    Kristy

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