Hooters Hooters Everywhere, Even In The Air!

  1. doesnt this go against some law of physics or something?
    I mean all that silicone must weigh down the plane no???

    FLY HOOTERS!


    hahaha from the "advantages to flying hooters air" section :

    Advantages to Flying Hooters Air


    Easy to Buy! Easy to Fly! (JUST PLAIN EASY!)
    Common Sense Pricing! One price each destination, all seats! (DISCOUNTS AVAILABLE ON "damaged" Seats)
    Non stop service (yeah I'll JUST BET!)
    One Way Fares (Once you fly hooters, you'll never go back hah)
    No Advance Purchase requirements (bring your own kleenex)
    No Saturday Night stay requirements - travel when you want! (the hooter chicks probably dont want you to stay anyway)
    Fares are valid any time - no black out dates, no walk-up price hikes! (WOW what flexibility!)
    Extra Leg Room! (for that THIRD LEG)
    One class configuration in the cabin - We call it Club class! (I call it Easy wipe down class)
    All Leather Seats (bow chicka bow)
    The best Customer Service! (uhhh yeah, the best customer servicing)
    The same great Flight Crews plus two Hooters Girls provided by Hooters of America Restaurants. (WOW two hooters girls, thats like FOUR fake boobies!)
    A great experience that enlivens the senses and puts the Fun back in flying! (well as long as its for the spiritual purpose of "enliving" the senses n whatnot.... that makes it okay)


    :chuckle
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  3. by   Stargazer
    From humor website www.topfive.com:

    The Top 17 Slogans for Hooters Air

    17. Where Flight Attendants Double as Flotation Devices
    16. Relax -- the *Engines* Are Real
    15. When You Fly Hooters, You Fly the Very Breast!
    14. Low Fares, Convenient Scheduling and Humongous Fake Breasts (Not Necessarily in That Order)
    13. 38-24-747!
    12. We Put the T&A in "Trans-Atlantic"
    11. Where Every Seat Is a Cockpit
    10. Scenic Mountain Views on Every Flight!
    9. We Love to Fly in Chilly Cabins -- and It Shows!
    8. Full Upright Position? Count on It!
    7. We Defy Gravity Every Day!
    6. Official Airline of the Baltimore Aureoles
    5. Don't Get Any Smart Ideas About that Bagel on Your Tray, Buddy
    4. No, They're Not Natural... but Neither Is Flying
    3. Pray for Turbulence
    2. Boeing! Boeing!

    and the Number 1 Slogan for Hooters Air...

    1. This Is One Airline Them Al-Qaeda Freaks Ain't Gonna Be Flying
  4. by   kids
    Sooo...Wendy...I'm just kinda guessin here but I get the impression that aside from watching Fox you spend your spare time entering the many possible names of body parts into random search engines just to see what you find.

    Wendles, ya know I love ya girl but you have got to get a life (well, that or professional help).
  5. by   Stargazer
    Originally posted by kids-r-fun
    Sooo...Wendy...I'm just kinda guessin here but I get the impression that aside from watching Fox you spend your spare time entering the many possible names of body parts into random search engines just to see what you find.


    >>>Visions of Wendy in front of her computer, giggling madly. "Heh heh heh--I made AskJeeves say 'hooters.' Heh heh heh."
  6. by   hapeewendy
    ouch, professional help.......
    true I may need professional help but not because of my hooters fascination ,well its not really a fascination
    and I didnt search randomly for hooters related stuff.........
    it was on netscape news, boobs in flight is newsworthy dontcha know


    and lookie who busted out the top seventeen list on the subject...
    thats gotta make her at least as pathetic as me


    but okay , truth be told I did have a giggle about the whole thing...
    its sorta funny ... ahhhhh nevermind
    back to google

    wonder what the word penii would bring up
    ha ha bring up, get it ?
    (yes professional help , I need it , I know dont need to say it again)

    cry cry
  7. by   Stargazer
    Originally posted by hapeewendy
    and lookie who busted out the top seventeen list on the subject...
    thats gotta make her at least as pathetic as me
    Hey, man, it was the "topic of the day" on my humor mailing list. I didn't hafta make Jeeves my internet porn pimp or anything (Netscape News--sheeyah, right!)
  8. by   NICU_Nurse
  9. by   hapeewendy
    well well well what a coinkidink that your humour site just happened to coincide with the launch of hootersair...

    anyhow... dont hooter hate, appreciate

    :kiss I may be a dork, but I'm HONEST
  10. by   hapeewendy
    hey Kristi - wanna come to counselling with me?
    maybe we can get a group discount or something
    u must be suffering from ptsd from the whole "pube" incident right?
  11. by   NICU_Nurse
    I know. I feel unstable. My sense of humor, usually leaning to the naughty side, is bubbling out of control. I am under tremendous stress and my effective way of coping is to eat it, but..umm..there seems to be some leakage, so to speak.

    Seriously (okay, only for a second, but it counts...)- I hope nobody is offended by anything I have posted recently. It may be squatting over the boundaries of good taste and I mean no harm. I'm trying to stop but you people keep provoking me.
  12. by   NICU_Nurse
    PS. Wendles, if you ever come down here you HAVE to call me.

    PPS. Anyone watch Divorce Court today? This is becoming my favorite show. "I know, Judge, his cares just started dwindlin'...!" It's more addictive than Jerry Springer.
  13. by   cmggriff
    It's threads like this that keep me coming back to this BB. :roll
    Gary
  14. by   Stargazer
    Kristi, whattya talking about? I've missed you and your naughty posts. I actually forgot just how funny you are until the last couple of days. Disinhibition becomes you.

    Gary, we know you guys feel outnumbered sometimes, so we try to post something *just for the boys* once in awhile.

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