Hey Kewlnurse

  1. I saw this quote and thought of you

    "If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. " Jack Handy

  2. 4 Comments

  3. by   CEN35

    Good one Zee!!!

  4. by   kewlnurse
    Thats too funny, gotta love those "Deep Thoughts"
  5. by   Jenny P
    Hey, Kewl, here's something I thought you would enjoy; my husband thinks maybe he and some of his friends may have to start worrying about this.

    Subject: Beer and Interesting History
    Sad news about beer. You have to hope that this
    study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable.
    Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested
    that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence
    of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men
    should take a look at their beer consumption.
    The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn
    into women. To test the theory, 100 men were each fed
    6 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then
    observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked
    excessively without making sense, became overly emotional,
    couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing,
    had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually,
    and refused to apologize when wrong.
    No further testing is planned.
  6. by   debbyed
    I think I should have been insulted but I was laughing to hard