Hey, Kewl, here's something I thought you would enjoy; my husband thinks maybe he and some of his friends may have to start worrying about this.
Subject: Beer and Interesting History
Sad news about beer. You have to hope that this
study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable.
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested
that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence
of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men
should take a look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn
into women. To test the theory, 100 men were each fed
6 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then
observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked
excessively without making sense, became overly emotional,
couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing,
had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually,
and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
Aug 29, '01
I think I should have been insulted but I was laughing to hard