Hershey's Kiss??????

  1. A little boy's first day in school and a teacher was going to play a
    "guessing" game. She passed out different items to each of the students and proceeded to ask each student what item they received. When it was the new boy, Joe's turn, the teacher gave him a candy kiss. She asked "Do you know what it is?" Joe replied "No." The teacher said, "Go ahead and open it up and taste it." Little Joe did so. The teacher then asked, "Now do you know what it is?" Little Joe said "Nooooo." The teacher said, "I will give you a hint...It is something your daddy wants from your mommy every morning before he goes to work." A little girl in the back of the class jumps up and screams "JOE, SPIT IT OUT... IT'S A PIECE OF ASS!!!!!"
    Last edit by Heather333 on Apr 3, '03
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  2. 7 Comments

  3. by   shudokan-RN
    thanks I needed a laugh
  4. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Amazingly similar how jokes get contorted as the pass through cybersapce...


    A college professor was doing a study testing the
    senses of first graders using a bowl of Lifesavers.
    He gave all of the children the same kind of
    lifesaver
    one at a time and asked them to identify them by
    color and flavor. The children began to say:

    "Red..................cherry"
    "Yellow...............lemon"
    "Green................lime"
    "Orange...............orange."

    Finally, the professor gave them all honey
    Lifesavers.
    After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify
    the
    taste. "Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue.
    It's what your mother may sometimes call your
    father."

    One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out
    and yelled, "Everybody, spit them out - they're
    *******s!!!"
  5. by   Disablednurse
    I really needed a laugh and I got a laugh times two.
  6. by   Chiaramonte
    Thanks I needed that!!!

  7. by   J-RN student
    Funny!
  8. by   Sable's mom
    Sitting here giggling (driving my hubby crazy). "are you on that nurses site again?"
  9. by   spineCNOR

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