Helpful Hints

  1. I have seen some of these before but tehy are worth posting again.



    HOW TO STAY YOUNG


    1. Remember, there is no way you can look as bad as that
    person on your drivers license.

    1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight
    and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.

    2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

    3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts,
    gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. " An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

    4. Enjoy the simple things.

    5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

    6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only
    person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

    7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family,
    pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

    8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is
    unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

    9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next
    county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

    10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every
    opportunity.

    11. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty
    things.

    AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
    Humpty Dumpty was pushed!

    If you don't send this to at least 8 people.... who gives a
    DAMN!!!!! AND NOTHING GROSS IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU!!!!
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  2. 3 Comments

  3. by   bedpan
    Thanx!

    I LOVE these!

    And especially the ending there - If you don't send this to at least 8 people.... who gives a
    DAMN!!!!! AND NOTHING GROSS IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU!!!!


    I absolutely HATE those that threaten you with cancer of the left earlobe if you don't send the e-mail on to 192 people within 9.3 seconds!
  4. by   karenG
    I like number 6- appeals to me at the moment!!

    karen
  5. by   AAHZ
    whiskey.................lots of whiskey.

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