Helllooooo! Friday 1/26/07

  1. Morning! Reading a joke, will get back to you ...
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  3. by   Liddle Noodnik
    Quote from zoeboboey
    Morning! Reading a joke, will get back to you ...
    K, well, someone has to say SOMEthing so ...


    Dave is driving down a rural highway late at night. He's been driving for a long, LONG time, and he's starting to get REALLY tired, but he is SO far out in the country that there are no hotels or inns ANYWHERE. So finally he decides that he is tired enough to just pull over at the next house and ask to spend the night. He pulls up at a pink house with pink trim, pink shutters, pink windows, and a pink door. He gets out of his car, walks up the pink sidewalk, up the pink driveway, climbs the pink steps, and rings the pink doorbell. A pink lady comes to answer the pink door. Dave explains to her, "Ma'am, I know it's late, but I'm really tired, and if I could just spend the night, I'd really appreciate it." The pink lady says, "Sure, no problem! Come on inside! Go up the pink stairs, down the pink hallway, and behind the first pink door on your right you'll find a pink bedroom. Inside the pink closet are some pink sheets, pink blankets, and pink pillowcases that you can put on the pink bed and the pink pillows. Sleep well!" So Dave steps inside the pink door, walks up the pink steps, down the pink hallway, and opens the first pink door on the right. He walks into the pink bedroom, goes to the pink closet, and takes out the pink blanket, the pink sheets, and the pink pillowcases. He puts the pink sheets and pink blanket on the bed, and the pink pillowcases on the pink pillows. He climbs under the pink covers, turns out the pink light, and falls immediately asleep. Time passes. A second man, Bob, is driving down the same highway. He, too, has been driving for quite some time and desperately needs sleep. But there are no hotels or inns anywhere to be found, so Bob decides to pull over at the next house that comes up. He parks in front of the pink house with pink trim, pink shutters, pink windows, and a pink door. He gets out of his car, walks up the pink sidewalk, up the pink driveway, climbs the pink steps, and rings the pink doorbell. The pink lady comes to answer the pink door. Bob explains to her, "Ma'am, I'm really sorry for ringing your doorbell so late at night, but I've been driving for hours and hours, and all I need is to please spend the night?" The pink lady says, "Sure! Come on in! Go up the pink stairs, down the pink hallway, and behind the second pink door on your right you'll find a pink bedroom. In the pink closet are some pink sheets, pink blankets, and pink pillowcases that you can put on the pink bed and the pink pillows. Sleep well!" So Bob steps inside the pink door, walks up the pink steps, down the pink hallway, and opens the second pink door on the right. He walks into the pink bedroom, goes to the pink closet, and takes out the pink blanket, the pink sheets, and the pink pillowcases. He puts the pink sheets and pink blanket on the bed, and the pink pillowcases on the pink pillows. He climbs under the pink covers, turns out the pink light, and falls immediately asleep. Time passes. A third man, Fred, is driving down the same highway. Like Dave and Bob, Fred has been driving for a long time, only Fred has been driving longer that either Dave or Bob. He can barely keep his eyes open. Because there are no hotels or inns, Fred decides to pull over at the next house. He parks in front of the pink house with pink trim, pink shutters, pink windows, and a pink door. He gets out of his car, walks up the pink sidewalk, up the pink driveway, climbs the pink steps, and rings the pink doorbell. The pink lady comes to answer the pink door. Fred, so tired he can barely speak, manages to stammer out, "Ma'am, I hate to bother you so late at night, but I really need some sleep. Could I stay at your house?" The pink lady says, "Sure! Come on inside! Go up the pink stairs, down the pink hallway, and behind the third pink door on your right you'll find a pink bedroom. In the pink closet are some pink sheets, pink blankets, and pink pillowcases that you can put on the pink bed and the pink pillows. Sleep well!" So Fred staggers through the pink door, walks up the pink stairs, down the pink hallway, and into the third pink door on the right. He walks into the pink bedroom, goes to the pink closet, and takes out the pink blanket, the pink sheets, and the pink pillowcases. He puts the pink sheets and pink blanket on the bed, and the pink pillowcases on the pink pillows. He climbs under the pink covers, turns out the pink light, and falls immediately asleep. TIME PASSES. The sun rises. Dave wakes up. He climbs out of the pink bed, strips the pink blankets and pink sheets off the pink bed, and takes the pink pillowcases off the pink pillows. He puts the pink blankets, pink sheets, and pink pillowcases into the pink closet, and leaves the pink bedroom. He walks down the pink hallway, down the pink stairs, takes a left, and walks into a pink kitchen with pink cabinets, a pink floor, pink shelves, pink fixtures, and the pink lady, going through the motions of making breakfast. The pink lady says, "Good morning! What would you like for breakfast? We have Rice Krispies or Cheerios." Dave says, "Cheerios, please." The pink lady goes to the pink cupboard and takes out a pink bowl. She goes to the pink silverware drawer and takes out a pink spoon. She pours some Cheerios out of a pink box into the pink bowl, goes to the refrigerator and takes out a pink milk carton, pours the milk into the pink bowl and sets the pink bowl and pink spoon in front of Dave. Dave sits down on the pink chair at the pink table and eats his Cheerios. He finishes, thanks the pink lady, goes out of the pink kitchen, out the pink door, down the pink steps, down the pink driveway, down the pink sidewalk, gets into his car and drives away. A little while later, Bob wakes up. He climbs out of the pink bed, strips the pink blankets and pink sheets off the pink bed, and takes the pink pillowcases off the pink pillows. He puts the pink blankets, pink sheets, and pink pillowcases into the pink closet, and leaves the pink bedroom. He walks down the pink hallway, down the pink stairs, takes a left, and walks into a pink kitchen with pink cabinets, a pink floor, pink shelves, pink fixtures, and the pink lady, going through the motions of making breakfast. The pink lady says, "Good morning! What would you like for breakfast? We have Rice Krispies or Cheerios." Bob says, "Cheerios, please." The pink lady goes to the pink cupboard and takes out a pink bowl. She goes to the pink silverware drawer and takes out a pink spoon. She pours some Cheerios out of a pink box into the pink bowl, goes to the refrigerator and takes out a pink milk carton, pours the milk into the pink bowl and sets the pink bowl and pink spoon in front of Bob. Bob sits down on the pink chair at the pink table and eats his Cheerios. He finishes, thanks the pink lady, goes out of the pink kitchen, out the pink door, down the pink steps, down the pink driveway, down the pink sidewalk, gets into his car and drives away. Finally, Fred wakes up after a long sleep. He climbs out of the pink bed, strips the pink blankets and pink sheets off the pink bed, and takes the pink pillowcases off the pink pillows. He puts the pink blankets, pink sheets, and pink pillowcases into the pink closet, and leaves the pink bedroom. He walks down the pink hallway, down the pink stairs, takes a left, and walks into a pink kitchen with pink cabinets, a pink floor, pink shelves, pink fixtures, and the pink lady, going through the motions of making breakfast. The pink lady says, "Good morning! What would you like for breakfast? We have Rice Krispies or Cheerios." Fred says, "Rice Krispies, please." The pink lady goes to the pink cupboard and takes out a pink bowl. She goes to the pink silverware drawer and takes out a pink spoon. She pours some Rice Krispies out of a pink box into the pink bowl, goes to the refrigerator and takes out a pink milk carton, pours the milk into the pink bowl and sets the pink bowl and pink spoon in front of Fred. Fred sits down on the pink chair at the pink table and eats his Rice Krispies. He finishes, thanks the pink lady, goes out of the pink kitchen, out the pink door, down the pink steps, down the pink driveway, down the pink sidewalk, gets into his car and drives away. The moral of the story is: Two out of three people prefer Cheerios to Rice Krispies.


    Sorry ... it's late ...
  4. by   TheCommuter
    Good morning! :kiss

    Thanks for starting the thread, Zoe. Your joke seems to include a whole lotta pink stuff!

    My plans for tomorrow include studying, attending a payday inservice at my workplace (even though it is my day off), and relaxing. Perhaps I can get some housecleaning accomplished if I miraculously feel up to it.
  5. by   dianah
    Hahahaha, Zoe!

    Hi Commuter! come do my housework too, OK?

    Done w/jazz class, done w/donut shop jam, time for bed.

    today's wacky website:

    http://www.crazyfrog.yourebustingmyb...m/hatethatfrog

    "T.G.I F. Time-Waster

    Amphibian Assault

    See how far you can shoot the crazy frog across the city landscape. With a really satisfying report on that rifle."


    Y'all have a good one! --- D
  6. by   adrienurse
    morning ladies (and the gents who are sure to join us). I'm at work. Pumpkin is up wandering and chattering to herself. No stripping tonight. I keep putting her in bed and she pops right out and then talks about how much she wants to sleep and keeps eyeballing other people's beds. Gotta love that alzheimer's logic.
  7. by   suzy253
    Good morning all!

    Zoe--yikes...and I read it all too. :spin:

    Fell asleep last night early, woke up for a few hrs and then woke up just a little while ago and realized I hadn't put the garbage out. Hadn't put it out last week either so it was doubled. OMG is it cold out there! It's colder than a witches....erm. Just freakin cold. 3 degrees with wind chills -21. Brrrrrrr.

    Work evening for me as well. Planning to go to the grocery store this a.m. but I haven't convinced myself 100%. Just having some nice hot Starbucks now.

    How are you doing today Bethin???
  8. by   Tweety
    Good Morning!

    Zoe, I'm not reading all of that. LOL
  9. by   jnette
    Quote from tweety
    good morning!

    zoe, i'm not reading all of that. lol

    baahahaha ! love the honesty. :d

    actually, i won't either.. at least not 'til later. gotta be heading out the door soon, so i don't have time!

    suzy.. don't you just hate it when you forget a week's trash? been there, done that too.

    hey peeps and peepettes... it's friday !!!

    catch you all alter when my work is done for the day! woot !
  10. by   Grace Oz
    greetings everyone!
    today is australia day! :hatparty: :smiley_aa
    you can check out all about it here; www.australiaday.gov.au
    dh and i went into the city and watched the parade, then joined everyone else for the unveiling of the flag and cutting of the cake. there were all kinds of stalls selling food and drinks etc etc on the banks of the river. families, teenagers, young and old alike enjoying the glorious sunshine and celebrations.
    from there we drove to our friend's home for a late lunch/tea bbq. there were 8 of us altogether enjoying great company, conversation and lots of laughter as we devoured the delicious food and drinks.
    overall, a most enjoyable and pleasant australia day 2007!
    it's now after 10pm here and i'm soon off to get some it's been a long and full day!
    hope everyone enjoy's their friday!
    cheers.............
  11. by   Fun2, RN, BSN
    Mornin' y'all!



    Skills lab day today...practicing, then class at 12.


    The joke was cute...too long, but cute. :spin:


    Y'all have a great day!
  12. by   sirI
    good morning








    again........ :d



    it's ...hope it's a good one for all ya'll






    bbl..........
  13. by   compassion1
    Good morning family. Everyone seems to be in the pink today. Day off here. I don't go back to work till Monday when I start my 7 day stretch again. I tried to bring that scheduling up in our staff meeting but I didn't get too far. I guess I can't fight city hall.

    Adrien, how did you know my name was Pumpkin?

    Tweety and netters...I can't believe I read (ate) the whooollle thing.

    Ah, Zoe, what a thing to do to us so early on a Friday morning. Just because of you, I'm feeling compelled to use my pinkie to type this.

    Commuter and Di, come do my house work too. Pretty please?

    Suzy, stay warm and cozy for awhile till it gets a bit warmer then do your errands. Bundle up. Don't want you catching a cold.

    Grace, Happy Australia Day. Sound like you had a lovely day. Now get yourself some good sleep. See you Saturday.

    Good morning Fun. I hope you have a good and productive day.

    Siri, Good Sparkling morning to you too. Enjoy your Java and, hopefully, we'll see you later.

    To all that follow, have a wonderful God blessed day.
    Last edit by compassion1 on Jan 26, '07
  14. by   General E. Speaking, RN
    Good morning from Texas!

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