Heather, Susy, Blue eyes, Dayray, Mark

  1. CHECK YOUR PM'S. Kissy kissy.

    Shay
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  2. 22 Comments

  3. by   shay
    Did that suck or WHAT????? Do I win the sucky delivery prize for the YEAR?????????? :chuckle
  4. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Hang on.... reading now...

    Heather
  5. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Ohhhhh.... I feel like this is some kind of payback for the beautiful weekend I had at work. They say karma has no eyes.... and I guess it sought out you instead!

    Seriously, that kind of sh*t sucks shay. I feel your pain.

    (((((shay)))))

    Heather
  6. by   Q.
    Oh gawd Shay. Talk about mother of the year award candidate.


    And just imagine....our tax dollars hard at work PAYING for all that.

    Just makes you all warm and fuzzy, don't it?


    BTW, um yeah everyone SHOULD know to keep their hand in there at all times - what the heck??
  7. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Originally posted by Susy K
    BTW, um yeah everyone SHOULD know to keep their hand in there at all times - what the heck??
    Remember that episode of Baby Story on TLC, when the midwife was doing the home delivery, and the cord prolapsed, and the midwife had the pt. pack her bag, walking around the house, calling for a sitter for the other kids, etc!!!! The whole time I was screamin at the TV "YOU SHOULD HAVE HER LAYING DOWN WITH YOUR HAND IN THERE!!!"

    Ahhh yes susy, warm and fuzzy indeed.

    Whoops! My paycheck just got smaller!

    Heather
  8. by   shay
    Originally posted by Susy K
    And just imagine....our tax dollars hard at work PAYING for all that.
    Oh yes, honey.......you KNOW that was running through my head the WHOLE time. Ugh.

    Remember that episode of Baby Story on TLC, when the midwife was doing the home delivery, and the cord prolapsed, and the midwife had the pt. pack her bag, walking around the house, calling for a sitter for the other kids, etc!!!! The whole time I was screamin at the TV "YOU SHOULD HAVE HER LAYING DOWN WITH YOUR HAND IN THERE!!!"
    EXACTLY!!! I was like, 'uhhhhhhhhhhh YEAH!!!!!!!' Maybe her brain just locked up as a reaction to the stress. Normally she's not an idiot at all.
  9. by   Q.
    Whaaaaattttt? I don't think I saw such an episode! For pete's sake that was REAL?

    Midwives are weird. I once had a patient who retained her placenta for 2 HOURS before she thought to have her come to the hospital.

    Let's see....pale and ashen...BP 80/40.....hmmmm..

    IDIOTS!
  10. by   shay
    Originally posted by Susy K
    Whaaaaattttt? I don't think I saw such an episode! For pete's sake that was REAL?
    Yeppers, honey. And they REPLAYED it THREE *******' TIMES.
  11. by   kids
    Hey...while shay has everyones attention...will ya'll come deliver my grand baby in Febuary...I promis it will only be us Nurses in the room...well, and the doc if I feel they are qualified.
  12. by   shay
    Sure thang, baby!! Where do ya live?? Do you carry private malpractice ins.??? :chuckle
  13. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Originally posted by shay
    Yeppers, honey. And they REPLAYED it THREE *******' TIMES.
    :chuckle

    Heather
  14. by   fergus51
    I HATE THE BABY STORY!!!! We had a patient with baby's foot being the presenting part with the cord hanging down confirmed by u/s and she did elect for the c/s (she wasn't in labor yet), but asked me if she was doing the right thing for the baby. Ummmm YES!!! Like people just don't understand that a prolapsed cord will kill babies.... I was thinking "What the hell did your doctor tell you? That you should have a trial of labor?!". HELLO?! I think baby story should be taken off the air.... Or they should start showing some crack mom's who come in with abruptions....

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