Headline Bloopers

  1. crack found on governor's daughter [color=#3333ff][imagine that!]

    something went wrong in jet crash, expert says [color=#3333ff] [no, really?]

    police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers [color=#3333ff][now that's taking things a bit far!]

    is there a ring of debris around uranus? [color=#3333ff][not if i wipe thoroughly!]

    panda mating fails; veterinarian takes over [color=#3333ff][what a guy!]

    miners refuse to work after death [color=#3333ff] [no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]

    juvenile court to try shooting defendant [color=#3333ff] [see if that works any better than a fair trial!]

    war dims hope for peace [color=#3333ff] [i can see where it might have that effect!]

    if strike isn't settled quickly, it may last awhile [color=#3333ff] [you really think?!]

    cold wave linked to temperatures [color=#3333ff][who would have thought!]

    enfield (london) couple slain; police suspect homicide [color=#3333ff][they may be on to something!]

    red tape holds up new bridges [color=#3333ff][you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]

    man struck by lightning faces battery charge [color=#3333ff] [he probably is the battery charge!]

    new study of obesity looks for larger test group [color=#3333ff] [weren't they fat enough?!]

    astronaut takes blame for gas in spacecraft [color=#3333ff][that what he gets for eating those beans!]

    kids make nutritious snacks [color=#3333ff][taste like chicken!]

    chef throws his heart into helping feed needy [color=#3333ff] [that was really giving of himself!]

    local high school dropouts cut in half [color=#3333ff] [chainsaw massacre all over again!]

    hospitals are sued by 7 foot doctors [color=#3333ff][boy, are they tall!]

    [color=#33cc00]and the winner is....

    typhoon rips through cemetery; hundreds dead

  2. 2 Comments

  3. by   webblarsk
    Quote from franemtnurse

    typhoon rips through cemetery; hundreds dead

  4. by   misti_z
    Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
    I needed that! Those are absolutey hilarious!!!!!