He said.... she said.....

  1. I was having a conversation with a friend this weekend, and we were discussing the different languages spoken male vs female. Sort of like the Men are from mars thing, and I thought it'd be an interesting topic.


    You just quote the "He said......
    Then the "She said.....


    example:

    She said: "Honey I want to paint the living room" (allready has the paint and supplies)
    He said: "She want's to paint the living room sometime this year"

    your turn.... now, this works both ways, no male bashing..... well unless, you have to. but only in fun.
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  2. 5 Comments

  3. by   RosieGlow
    He said: "I want to get there at 2pm"
    She said: "We'll leave the house around 2"
  4. by   laughingfairy
    she said "the baby is too young to have eggs, peanut butter, etc"

    he said "the baby is too young to have peanut butter but peanut butter cookies are okay, to young to have eggs but egg noodles are okay"
  5. by   Nuru99
    She said "I told you the kids were having hockey practice from 5 to 6, how comes you were late"

    He said "but I was there at exactly 5 mins to 6 and they were almost finished with the game. It's not my fault."
  6. by   NDivine
    Quote from Nuru99
    She said "I told you the kids were having hockey practice from 5 to 6, how comes you were late"

    He said "but I was there at exactly 5 mins to 6 and they were almost finished with the game. It's not my fault."
    CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS


    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the
    aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can
    help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons
    for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few
    minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a
    ball of string on the counter.

    She says, confused,

    "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

    He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent
    my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,
    and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling
    papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So,
    I figure if I have to roll my own . so does she.

    (Of course . . . I figure this guy is the one on the milk
    carton! :-)
  7. by   ?burntout
    Quote from NDivine
    CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS


    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the
    aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can
    help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons
    for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few
    minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a
    ball of string on the counter.

    She says, confused,

    "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

    He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent
    my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,
    and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling
    papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So,
    I figure if I have to roll my own . so does she.

    (Of course . . . I figure this guy is the one on the milk
    carton! :-)
    Oh my gosh.....

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