Halloween Ghost Story...


  1. a man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:
    bump...

    bump...

    bump...

    walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

    bump...

    bump...

    bump...

    terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him

    faster...

    faster...

    bump...

    bump...

    bump...

    he runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

    however, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping


    clappity-bump...

    clappity-bump...

    clappity-bump...

    on his heels, the terrified man runs.

    rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. his heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
    with a loud crash the casket breaks down the door.

    bumping and clapping toward him.

    the man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

    desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

    and,

    (wait for it...hopefully you're ready for this!!!)

    the coffin stops
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  2. 10 Comments

  3. by   dianah
    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, that's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDD!!!!! hahahahaha!!!
  4. by   RNin2007
    LOL!!!!

    That was great. My kid loved it. =)

    ~J
  5. by   suzy253
    :spin: :spin: Thx for the smile Don!!!
  6. by   Spidey's mom
    Very funny . . . .

    steph
    Last edit by Spidey's mom on Oct 29, '08
  7. by   sirI
    hahahahahaha.......thanks, Don.
  8. by   Babs0512
    You got me!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  9. by   CHATSDALE
    i can't believe i read the WHOLE THING AAAAGGGHHH
  10. by   ElvishDNP
    Bad, bad, bad.
  11. by   compassion1
  12. by   SmilingBluEyes
    hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah

    cute

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