ok with all this serious talk about terrorism and threats and war and everything I would just like to share my sheer and absolute joy with all of you!
my mom suggested that we try getting our groceries delivered from an online site that one of her friends suggested, the lazybutt that I am thought "okay lets do it , shopping , while in my pj's , and having chocolate, my fave body wash AND the latest cosmo delivered to my doorstep ,well I'm all about the convience , so yay!" so we did an order, and thought it was mildly cool n what have you , then this morning the phone rang !
brrrrrrrrring brrrrrrrrrrrrrring it was the HOTTIE phone and it was for ME!
it was Chris (I feel like we are on a first name basis here- I mean afterall this guy knows my fave yogurt, what body wash I use and that I read cosmo - were practically married!) he had a nice voice, just called to tell me that he was on his way with the groceries (I'm pretending he doesnt do this with everyone including my 90 something year old next door neighbour - thats right girls I'm SPECIAL! neener neener neener)
so okay I realize that its 11:30 am and I'm not awake!!!!!! what to do? well I let my mom get the door and I watched him from the window (no I'm not psychotic, I just dont think I look all that sexy with bed head and a hockey jersey okay?? - okay the image of that sounds way sexier than the reality - sadly)
so did I mention that he was scantily clad in his khaki pants and green shirt...... mmmmm hubboy something to be said for the whole uniform thing!
he does the "delivery" talking to my mom the whole time (his future mother in law haha) and then he leaves (cry sniffle wahhhh) as he walks away ,I'm wishing the company didnt have such a strict no tipping policy cuz i would SO put a ten dollar bill down those khaki's!
that pretty much made my sunday morning (I must go to church and confess all that un christian thoughts I had about this guy!)
I mean what could be better???
he's employed, looks good in an admittedly BAD uniform and brings me all my necessities of life (and yes , brownie cookie bits ARE VERY NECESSARY!)
If I was able to swoon, I surely would
as far as cheap thrills go, this was a pretty good one