Great Wisdom

  1. Lettin' the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back.

    If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then make sure it's still there.

    If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

    After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good, he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

    Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

    There's two theories to arguin' with a woman, neither one works.

    If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

    Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.

    It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

    Always drink upstream from the herd.

    When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

    When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.

    The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

    Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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    upstream from the herd......that could be taken in so many ways.....
    Betts.....keep smilin.....and encouragin......