Great quotes by Great Ladies

  1. Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.
    -Cora Harvey Armstrong-


    The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
    -Helen Hayes (at 73)-


    I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
    -Janette Barber-


    Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
    -Lily Tomlin-


    A male gyecologist is like a auto mechanic who never owned a car.
    -Carrie Snow-


    Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
    -Laurie Kuslansky-


    My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first favorite is hiiting my head on the top bunk until I faint.
    -Erma Bombeck-


    Old age ain't no place for sissies.
    -Bette Davis-


    Aman's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't
    -Rhonda Hansome-


    The phrase "Working mother" is redundant.
    -Jane Sellman-


    Everytime I close the door on reality it sneaks in through the window.
    -Jennifer Unlimited-


    Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
    -Charlotte Whitton-


    Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
    -Caryn Leschen-


    I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
    -Jennifer Unlimited-


    If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
    -Catherine-


    When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they call ME slow!
    -Kathy Buckley-


    I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I'm also not blonde.
    -Dolly Parton-


    If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
    -Sue Grafton-


    I'm not going to vacuum 'till Sears makes one you can ride on.
    -Roseanne Barr-


    When women are depressed they eat or go shopping. Men invade another Country.
    -Elayne Boosler-


    Behind every successful Man is a suprised woman.
    -Maryon Pearson-


    In Politics, if you want something said, ask a man- If you want something done, ask a woman.
    -Margaret Thatcher-


    I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
    -Gloria Steinem-


    I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
    -Zsa Zsa Garbor-


    Nobody can make you feel inferior with out your permission.
    -Eleanor Roosevelt-
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  2. 4 Comments

  3. by   jadednurse
    Originally posted by AussieAIN

    If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
    -Catherine-
    My personal favorite!
  4. by   Danamegg
    "Everytime I close the door on reality it sneaks in through the window.
    -Jennifer Unlimited- "

    Yeah, that's me! :chuckle
  5. by   karenG
    I like all of them but the last is my favourite! going to remember that one!

    Karen
  6. by   Shamrock
    Originally posted by jadednurse
    My personal favorite!


    Mine too!!

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