Gotta love drunk people

  1. you've gotta love drunk people


    a man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.

    the man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

    "not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!"

    he slams the door and returns to bed.

    "who was that?" asked his wife.

    "just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

    "did you help him?" she asks.

    "no, i did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!"

    "well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?

    i think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

    the man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

    he calls out into the dark, "hello, are you still there?"

    "yes" comes back the answer.

    "do you still need a push?", calls out the husband.

    "yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

    "where are you?" asks the husband.

    "over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.

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  2. 6 Comments

  3. by   Antikigirl
    I bet he only had one to two beers only! LOL!!!!!!!!!! Good one Brian!!!!!!!
  4. by   Roy Fokker
    Bet you never heard of Doug Stanhope


    Good one Boss :chuckle
  5. by   Fun2, RN, BSN
    Quote from TriageRN_34
    I bet he only had one to two beers only! LOL!!!!!!!!!! Good one Brian!!!!!!!

    :chuckle


    Nope..only one, nursed over an hour, with food.
    Last edit by Fun2, RN, BSN on Aug 25, '06
  6. by   jnette
    Cute... very cute.

    I'd have given him a push alright....................
  7. by   Medic2RN
    :spin: :spin:
    I bet he only had one to two beers only! LOL!!!!!!!!!!
    It's ALWAYS only 2 beers!!! :chuckle :chuckle
  8. by   NursesRmofun
    Purely Love it!

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